Thirty Strange StoriesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Thirty Strange Stories
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Fantasy fiction, English; Science fiction, English; Short stories, English
“Faugh! I want to stick my head in water. I want to think. What the
deuce am I doing here, with _you_ of all people.”
“Nonsense! _Talk_ and forget it, if you won’t drink. Do you remember old
Jason and the boxing-gloves? I wonder whether you could put up your
fives now.”
Temple stood with his back to the fire, his brain spinning with drink,
and the old hatred of Findlay came back in flood. He sought in his mind
for some offensive thing to say, and his face grew dark. Findlay saw
that a crisis was upon him and he cursed under his breath. His air of
conviviality, his pose of hearty comforter, grew more and more
difficult. But what else was there to do?
“Old Jason—full of science and as slow as an elephant!—but he made
boxers of us. Do you remember our little set-to—at that place in Gower
Street?”
To show his innocent liveliness, his freedom from preoccupation, Findlay
pushed his chair aside, and stepped out into the middle of the room.
There he began to pose in imitation of Jason, and to give a colourable
travesty of the old prize-fighter’s instructions. He picked up his
boxing-gloves from the shelf in the recess, and slipped them on. Temple,
lowering there, on the brink of an explosion, was almost too much for
his nerves. He felt his display of high spirits was a mistake, but he
must go through with it now.
“Don’t stand glooming there, man. You’re in just that state when the
world looks black as ink. Drink yourself merry again. There’s no woman
in the world worth a man’s friendship—that’s agreed upon. Come and have
a bout with these gloves of mine—four-ounce gloves. There’s nothing sets
the blood and spirits stirring like that.”
“All right,” said Temple, quite mechanically. And then, waking up to
what he was doing, “Where are the other gloves?”
“Over there in the corner. On the top of the mineral cabinet. By Jove!
Temple, this is like old times!”
Temple, quivering strangely, went to the corner. He meant to thrash
Findlay, and knew that in spite of his lighter weight he would do it.
Yet it seemed puerile and inadequate to the pitch of absurdity for the
wrong Findlay had done him was great. And, putting his hand on something
pale in the shadow, he touched the _bulla_ of the whale. The temptation
was like a lightning flash. He slipped one glove on his left hand, and
thrust the fingers of his right into the cavity of the _bulla_. It took
all his fingers, and covered his knuckles and all the back of his hand.
And it was so oddly like a thumbless boxing-glove! Just the very shape
of the padded part. His spirits rose abruptly at the sudden prospect of
a savage joke,—how savage it could be, he did not know. Meanwhile
Findlay, with a nervous alacrity, moved the lamp into the corner behind
the armchair, and thrust his writing-desk into the window bay.
“Come on,” said Findlay, behind him, and abruptly he turned.
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