Thirty Strange StoriesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Thirty Strange Stories
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Fantasy fiction, English; Science fiction, English; Short stories, English
“The little Jew was like most Jews—he didn’t make any great fuss over
bad luck; but Potter declined to go on with the auction until it was
understood that the goods could not be delivered until the sale was
over. The little Jew wanted to argue that the case was exceptional, and
as the discussion ran pretty even, the thing was postponed until the
next morning. We had a lively dinner-table that evening, I can tell you,
but in the end Potter got his way, since it would stand to reason he
would be safer if he stuck to all the birds, and that we owed him some
consideration for his sportsman-like behaviour. And the old gentleman
whose son was a lawyer said he’d been thinking the thing over and that
it was very doubtful if, when a bird had been opened and the diamond
recovered, it ought not to be handed back to the proper owner. I
remember I suggested it came under the laws of treasure-trove—which was
really the truth of the matter. There was a hot argument, and we settled
it was certainly foolish to kill the bird on board the ship. Then the
old gentleman, going at large through his legal talk, tried to make out
the sale was a lottery and illegal, and appealed to the captain; but
Potter said he sold the birds _as_ ostriches. He didn’t want to sell any
diamonds, he said, and didn’t offer that as an inducement. The three
birds he put up, to the best of his knowledge and belief, did _not_
contain a diamond. It was in the one he kept—so he hoped.
“Prices ruled high next day all the same. The fact that now there were
four chances instead of five of course caused a rise. The blessed birds
averaged 227, and, oddly enough, this Padishah didn’t secure one of
’em—not one. He made too much shindy, and when he ought to have been
bidding he was talking about liens, and, besides, Potter was a bit down
on him. One fell to a quiet little officer chap, another to the little
Jew, and the third was syndicated by the engineers. And then Potter
seemed suddenly sorry for having sold them, and said he’d flung away a
clear thousand pounds, and that very likely he’d draw a blank, and that
he always had been a fool, but when I went and had a bit of a talk to
him, with the idea of getting him to hedge on his last chance, I found
he’d already sold the bird he’d reserved to a political chap that was on
board, a chap who’d been studying Indian morals and social questions in
his vacation. That last was the three hundred pounds bird. Well, they
landed three of the blessed creatures at Brindisi—though the old
gentleman said it was a breach of the Customs regulations—and Potter and
Padishah landed too. The Hindoo seemed half mad as he saw his blessed
diamond going this way and that, so to speak. He kept on saying he’d get
an injunction—he had injunction on the brain—and giving his name and
address to the chaps who’d bought the birds, so that they’d know where
to send the diamond. None of them wanted his name and address, and none
of them would give their own.
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