Thirty Strange StoriesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Thirty Strange Stories
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Fantasy fiction, English; Science fiction, English; Short stories, English
“The next morning there was a fine shindy at breakfast. The man hadn’t
any authority to deal with the birds, and nothing on earth would induce
him to sell; but it seems he told Padishah that a Eurasian named Potter
had already made him an offer, and on that Padishah denounced Potter
before us all. But I think the most of us thought it rather smart of
Potter, and I know that when Potter said that he’d wired at Aden to
London to buy the birds, and would have an answer at Suez, I cursed
pretty richly at a lost opportunity.
“At Suez, Padishah gave way to tears—actual wet tears—when Potter became
the owner of the birds, and offered him two hundred and fifty right off
for the five, being more than two hundred per cent. on what Potter had
given. Potter said he’d be hanged if he parted with a feather of
them—that he meant to kill them off one by one, and find the diamond;
but afterwards, thinking it over, he relented a little. He was a
gambling hound, was this Potter, a little queer at cards, and this kind
of prize-packet business must have suited him down to the ground.
Anyhow, he offered, for a lark, to sell the birds separately to separate
people by auction at a starting price of £80 for a bird. But one of
them, he said, he meant to keep for luck.
“You must understand this diamond was a valuable one—a little Jew chap,
a diamond merchant, who was with us, had put it at three or four
thousand when Padishah had shown it to him—and this idea of an ostrich
gamble caught on. Now it happened that I’d been having a few talks on
general subjects with the man who looked after these ostriches, and
quite incidentally he’d said one of the birds was ailing, and he fancied
it had indigestion. It had one feather in its tail almost all white, by
which I knew it, and so when, next day, the auction started with it, I
capped Padishah’s eighty-five by ninety. I fancy I was a bit too sure
and eager with my bid, and some of the others spotted the fact that I
was in the know. And Padishah went for that particular bird like an
irresponsible lunatic. At last the Jew diamond merchant got it for £175,
and Padishah said £180 just after the hammer came down—so Potter
declared. At any rate, the Jew merchant secured it, and there and then
he got a gun and shot it. Potter made a Hades of a fuss because he said
it would injure the sale of the other three, and Padishah, of course,
behaved like an idiot; but all of us were very much excited. I can tell
you I was precious glad when that dissection was over, and no diamond
had turned up—precious glad. I’d gone to one-forty on that particular
bird myself.
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