Thirty Strange StoriesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Thirty Strange Stories
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Fantasy fiction, English; Science fiction, English; Short stories, English
“How do, Delalune?” he said to the man in the corner. “Damned hot,
Bellows,” he remarked to me, subsiding creakily.
She poured some more hot water into the teapot. (Why must charming
married women always have these husbands?)
“It _is_ very hot,” I said.
There was a perceptible pause. He is one of those rather adipose people,
who are not disconcerted by conversational gaps. “Are _you_, too,
working at Argon?” I said. He is some kind of chemical investigator, I
know.
He began at once to explain the most horribly complex things about
elements to me. She gave him his tea, and rose and went and talked to
the other people about autotypes. “Yes,” I said, not hearing what he was
saying.
“‘No’ would be more appropriate,” he said. “You are absent-minded,
Bellows. Not in love, I hope—at your age?”
Really, I am not thirty, but a certain perceptible thinness in my hair
may account for his invariably regarding me as a contemporary. But he
should understand that nowadays the beginnings of baldness merely mark
the virile epoch. “I say, Millie,” he said, out loud and across the
room, “you haven’t been collecting Bellows here—have you?”
She looked round startled, and I saw a pained look come into her eyes.
“For the bazaar?” she said. “Not yet, dear.” It seemed to me that she
shot a glance of entreaty at him. Then she turned to the others again.
“My wife,” he said, “has two distinctive traits. She is a born poetess
and a born collector. I ought to warn you.”
“I did not know,” said I, “that she rhymed.”
“I was speaking more of the imaginative quality, the temperament that
finds a splendour in the grass, a glory in the flower, that clothes the
whole world in a vestiture of interpretation.”
“Indeed!” I said. I felt she was watching us anxiously. He could not, of
course, suspect. But I was relieved to fancy he was simply talking
nonsense.
“The magnificent figures of heroic, worshipful, and mysterious womanhood
naturally appeal to her—Cleopatra, Messalina, Beatrice, the Madonna, and
so forth.”
“And she is writing—”
“No, she is acting. That is the real poetry of women and children. A
platonic Cleopatra of infinite variety, spotless reputation, and a large
following. Her make-believe is wonderful. She would use Falstaff for
Romeo without a twinge, if no one else was at hand. She could exert
herself to break the heart of a soldier. I assure you, Bellows—”
I heard her dress rustle behind me.
“I want some more tea,” he said to her. “You misunderstood me about the
collecting, Millie.”
“What were you saying about Cleopatra?” she said, trying, I think, to
look sternly at him.
“Scandal,” he said. “But about the collecting, Bellows—”
“You must come to this bazaar,” she interrupted.
“I shall be delighted,” I said, boldly. “Where is it, and when?”
“About this collecting,” he began.
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