Thirty Strange StoriesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Thirty Strange Stories
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Fantasy fiction, English; Science fiction, English; Short stories, English
“It must be the same. It’s on the east coast. And somehow there’s
something in the water that keeps things from decaying. Like creosote it
smells. It reminded me of Trinidad. Did they get any more eggs? Some of
the eggs I found were a foot and a half long. The swamp goes circling
round, you know, and cuts off this bit. It’s mostly salt, too. Well—What
a time I had of it! I found the things quite by accident. We went for
eggs, me and two native chaps, in one of those rum canoes all tied
together, and found the bones at the same time. We had a tent and
provisions for four days, and we pitched on one of the firmer places. To
think of it brings that odd tarry smell back even now. It’s funny work.
You go probing into the mud with iron rods, you know. Usually the egg
gets smashed. I wonder how long it is since these Æpyornises really
lived. The missionaries say the natives have legends about when they
were alive, but I never heard any such stories myself.[1] But certainly
those eggs we got were as fresh as if they had been new-laid. Fresh!
Carrying them down to the boat one of my nigger chaps dropped one on a
rock and it smashed. How I lammed into the beggar! But sweet it was as
if it was new-laid, not even smelly, and its mother dead these four
hundred years perhaps. Said a centipede had bit him. However, I’m
getting off the straight with the story. It had taken us all day to dig
into the slush and get these eggs out unbroken, and we were all covered
with beastly black mud, and naturally I was cross. So far as I knew they
were the only eggs that had ever been got out not even cracked. I went
afterwards to see the ones they have at the Natural History Museum in
London: all of them were cracked and just stuck together like a mosaic,
and bits missing. Mine were perfect, and I meant to blow them when I got
back. Naturally I was annoyed at the silly devil dropping three hours’
work just on account of a centipede. I hit him about rather.”
Footnote 1:
No European is known to have seen a live Æpyornis, with the doubtful
exception of MacAndrew, who visited Madagascar in 1745. H. G. W.
The man with the scar took out a clay pipe. I placed my pouch before
him. He filled up absent-mindedly.
“How about the others? Did you get those home? I don’t remember—”
“That’s the queer part of the story. I had three others. Perfectly fresh
eggs. Well, we put ’em in the boat, and then I went up to the tent to
make some coffee, leaving my two heathens down by the beach—the one
fooling about with his sting and the other helping him. It never
occurred to me that the beggars would take advantage of the peculiar
position I was in to pick a quarrel. But I suppose the centipede poison
and the kicking I’d given him had upset the one—he was always a
cantankerous sort—and he persuaded the other.
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