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_When last heard from, Captain Sheldon was preparing to return to
Japan--on the not unreasonable claim that the Island Empire was the
only place where he was able to write undisturbed. Considering this
two-time Air Force officer's output, however--ranging from
upper-bracket love and auto-racing tales to a brilliant new novel,
TROUBLING OF A STAR, that has won major bookclub distribution, and
including scores of fine science fiction stories--we wonder whether
this peripatetic author may not be planning to flood all markets.
Not a bad idea._
this
is
klon
calling
_by ... Walt Sheldon_
One sure way to live dangerously is to become a practical joker.
Should you have any doubts about it you might ask Professor Dane.
You didn't have to be a potential Einstein to take Professor Dane's
course. For one thing you got a few easy credits and for another you
were entertained--without letup--by Professor Lyman Dane's celebrated
wit.
Take the time he was illustrating terminal velocity. He jumped out of
the open third story window, horrifying the class, until they learned
he'd rigged a canvas life net on the floor below. Or the time he let a
mouse loose among the female students to illustrate chain reaction. Or
the afternoon he played boogie-woogie on the Huyler Memorial Carillon.
"The absorption of knowledge," he used to say, "increases in direct
proportion to the sense of humor--the belly laugh, measured in decibels,
being constant."
He could say a thing like that and make it sound funnier than anybody
else could. It was partly the way he looked--tall and mournful and sly,
with wispy hair that had once been blond, drooping like a tired willow
over his forehead.
But for all his vaudeville tactics he was by no means a second-rate
scientist. Which was why he had gained his position at Southwestern
Tech in the first place. He refused to work directly for the government
(no sense of humor, just initials, he said) but this way he could at
least be called upon for consultation at the nearby Air Force
Development Center, just at the foot of the mountains to the west.
Now the AFDC, as it was called, didn't advertise what sort of thing it
was developing--but everybody knew that Lyman Dane was an expert on
reactive propulsion of rocket motors. He could tell you--and frequently
would without being asked--exactly what mass ratio, nozzle diameter and
propulsive velocity would be needed for the first trip to the Moon. He
knew how many hours a round trip would take, both for landing there or
merely circling the body of the satellite.
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