Mr Gemp's first act was to spread his blue handkerchief over his knees,
and then begin to stare about the room, after carefully hooking himself
with his thick oak stick which he passed over his neck and held with
both hands as if he felt himself to be rather an errant kind of sheep
who needed the restraint of the crook.
"Loaded?" he said suddenly, after letting his eyes rest upon the
fire-arms.
"Oh, yes, Mr Gemp, they are all loaded," replied the manager smiling.
"But I suppose I need not get them down; you are not going to make an
attack?"
"Me? attack? eh? Oh, you're joking. That's a good one. Ha! ha! ha!"
Mr Gemp's laugh was not pleasant on account of dental defects. It was
rather boisterous too, and his neck shook itself free of the crook; but
he hooked himself again, grew composed, and nodded once more in the
direction of the chimney.
"Them swords sharp?"
"As razors, Mr Gemp."
"Are they now? Well, that's a blessing. Fire-proof, I suppose?" he
added, nodding towards the safe.
"Fire-proof, burglar-proof, bank-proof, Mr Gemp," said the manager
smiling. "Dixons' neglect nothing for the safety of their customers."
"No, they don't, do they?" said Mr Gemp, holding on very tightly to the
stick, keeping himself down as it were and safe as well.
"No, sir, they neglect nothing."
"I say," said Mr Gemp, leaning forward, after a glance over his
shoulder towards the bank counter, and Mr Thickens's back, dimly seen
through the muslin, "does the new parson bank here?"
The manager smiled, and looked very hard at the bulge in his visitor's
breast pocket, a look which involuntarily made the old man change the
position of his hooked stick by bringing it down across his breast as if
to protect the contents.
"Now, my dear Mr Gemp, you do not expect an answer to that question.
Do you suppose I have ever told anybody that you have been here three
times to ask me whether Dixons' would advance you a hundred pounds at
five per cent?"
"On good security, eh?" interposed the old man sharply; "only on good
security."
"Exactly, my dear sir. Why, you don't suppose we make advances
without?"
"No, of course not, eh? Not to anybody, eh, Mr Hallam?" said the old
man eagerly. "You could not oblige me now with a hundred, say at seven
and a half? I'm a safe man, you know. Say at seven and a half per
cent, on my note of hand. You wouldn't, would you?"
"No, Mr Gemp, nor yet at ten per cent. Dixons' are not usurers, sir.
I can let you have a hundred, sir, any time you like, upon good
security, deeds or the like, but not without."
"Ha! you are particular. Good way of doing business, sir. Hey, but I
like you to be strict."
"It is the only safe way of conducting business, Mr Gemp."
"I say, though--oh, you are close!--close as a cash-box, Mr Hallam,
sir; but what do you think of the new parson?"
"Quiet, pleasant, gentlemanly young man, Mr Gemp."
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