American wit and humor; Evolution (Biology) -- Wit and humor
Imagine a prehistoric prophet observing these beings, and
forecasting what kind of civilizations their descendants would
build. Anyone could have foreseen certain parts of the simians'
history: could have guessed that their curiosity would unlock for
them, one by one, nature's doors, and--idly--bestow on them stray
bits of valuable knowledge: could have pictured them spreading
inquiringly all over the globe, stumbling on their inventions--and
idly passing on and forgetting them.
To have to learn the same thing over and over again wastes the time
of a race. But this is continually necessary, with simians, because
of their disorder. "Disorder," a prophet would have sighed: "that is
one of their handicaps; one that they will never get rid of, whatever
it costs. Having so much curiosity makes a race scatter-brained.
"Yes," he would have dismally continued, "it will be a queer mixture:
these simians will attain to vast stores of knowledge, in time, that
is plain. But after spending centuries groping to discover some art,
in after-centuries they will now and then find it's forgotten. How
incredible it would seem on other planets to hear of lost arts.
"There is a strong streak of triviality in them, which you don't see
in cats. They won't have fine enough characters to concentrate on
the things of most weight. They will talk and think far more of
trifles than of what is important. Even when they are reasonably
civilized, this will be so. Great discoveries sometimes will fail
to be heard of, because too much else is; and many will thus
disappear, and these men will not know it."[1]
[1] We did rescue Mendel's from the dust heap; but perhaps it
was an exception.
Let me interrupt this lament to say a word for myself and my
ancestors. It is easy to blame us as undiscriminating, but we
are at least full of zest. And it's well to be interested, eagerly
and intensely, in so many things, because there is often no knowing
which may turn out important. We don't go around being interested
on purpose, hoping to profit by it, but a profit may come. And
anyway it is generous of us not to be too self-absorbed. Other
creatures go to the other extreme to an amazing extent. They are
ridiculously oblivious to what is going on. The smallest ant in
the garden will ignore the largest woman who visits it. She is a
huge and most dangerous super-mammoth in relation to him, and her
tread shakes the earth; but he has no time to be bothered,
investigating such-like phenomena. He won't even get out of her
way. He has his work to do, hang it.
Birds and squirrels have less of this glorious independence of
spirit. They watch you closely--if you move around. But not if
you keep still. In other words, they pay no more attention than
they can help, even to mammoths.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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