American wit and humor; Evolution (Biology) -- Wit and humor
By nature their itch is rather for knowing, than for understanding
or thinking. Some of them will learn to think, doubtless, and even
to concentrate, but their eagerness to acquire those accomplishments
will not be strong or insistent. Creatures whose mainspring is
curiosity will enjoy the accumulating of facts, far more than the
pausing at times to reflect on those facts. If they do not reflect
on them, of course they'll be slow to find out about the ideas and
relationships lying behind them; and they will be curious about
those ideas; so you would suppose they'd reflect. But deep thinking
is painful. It means they must channel the spready rivers of their
attention. That cannot be done without discipline and drills for the
mind; and they will abhor doing that; their minds will work better
when they are left free to run off at tangents.
Compare them in this with other species. Each has its own kind of
strength. To be compelled to be so quick-minded as the simians would
be torture, to cows. Cows could dwell on one idea, week by week,
without trying at all; but they'd all have brain-fever in an hour at
a simian tea. A super-cow people would revel in long thoughtful books
on abstruse philosophical subjects, and would sit up late reading them.
Most of the ambitious simians who try it--out of pride--go to sleep.
The typical simian brain is supremely distractable, and it's really
too jumpy by nature to endure much reflection.
Therefore many more of them will be well-informed than sagacious.
This will result in their knowing most things far too soon, at too
early a stage of civilization to use them aright. They will learn
to make valuable explosives at a stage in their growth, when they
will use them not only in industries, but for killing brave men.
They will devise ways to mine coal efficiently, in enormous amounts,
at a stage when they won't know enough to conserve it, and will waste
their few stores. They will use up a lot of it in a simian habit[1]
called travel. This will consist in queer little hurried runs over
the globe, to see ten thousand things in the hope of thus filling
their minds.
[1] Even in a wild state, the monkey is restless and does not live
in lairs.
Their minds will be full enough. Their intelligence will be active
and keen. It will have a constant tendency however to outstrip
their wisdom. Their intelligence will enable them to build great
industrial systems before they have the wisdom and goodness to run
them aright. They will form greater political empires than they
will have strength to guide. They will endlessly quarrel about which
is the best scheme of government, without stopping to realize that
learning to govern comes first. (The average simian will imagine
he knows without learning.)
The natural result will be industrial and political wars. In a world
of unmanageable structures, wild smashes must come.
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