American wit and humor; Evolution (Biology) -- Wit and humor
Not content with the whole of a planet and themselves too, to study,
this race's children will also study the heavens. How few kinds of
creatures would ever have felt that impulse, and yet how natural it
will seem to these! How boundless and magnificent is the curiosity
of these tiny beings, who sit and peer out at the night from their
small whirling globe, considering deeply the huge cold seas of space,
and learning with wonderful skill to measure the stars.
In studies so vast, however, they are tested to the core. In these
great journeys the traveller must pay dear for his flaws. For it
always is when you most finely are exerting your strength that every
weakness you have most tells against you.
One weakness of the primates is the character of their
self-consciousness. This useful faculty, that can probe so-deep,
has one naive defect--it relies too readily on its own findings.
It doesn't suspect enough its own unconfessed predilections.
It assumes that it can be completely impartial--but isn't. To
instance an obvious way in which it will betray them: beings that
are intensely self-conscious and aware of their selves, will also
instinctively feel that their universe is. What active principle
animates the world, they will ask. A great blind force? It is
possible. But they will recoil from admitting any such possibility.
A self-aware purposeful force then? That is better! (More simian.)
"A blind force can't have been the creator of all. It's unthinkable."
Any theory _their_ brains find "unthinkable" cannot be true.
(This is not to argue that it really is a blind force--or the opposite.
It is merely an instance of how little impartial they are.)
A second typical weakness of this race will come from their fears.
They are not either self-sufficing or gallant enough to travel great
roads without cringing,--clear-eyed, unafraid. They are finely made,
but not nobly made,--in that sense. They will therefore have a too
urgent need of religion. Few primates have the courage to
face--alone--the still inner mysteries: Infinity, Space and Time. They
will think it too terrible, they will feel it would turn them to
water, to live through unearthly moments of vision without creeds
or beliefs. So they'll get beliefs first. Ah, poor creatures! The
cart before the horse! Ah, the blasphemy (pitiful!) of their seeking
high spiritual temples, with god-maps or bibles about them, made
below in advance! Think of their entering into the presence of
Truth, declaring so loudly and boldly they know her already, yet
far from willing to stand or fall by her flames--to rise like a
phoenix or die as an honorable cinder!--but creeping in, clad in
their queer blindfolded beliefs, designed to shield them from her
stern, bright tests! Think of Truth sadly--or merrily--eyeing
such worms!
XVI
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