"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts — John Shaqi
"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
It isn’t nonsense—it’s you I love really all the time. I hate Harry
Challoner, really. I’ve been trying to break with him for ages. I made a
vow weeks ago that I’d never be unfaithful to you again—honestly I did,
I swear it. I’m sick of everybody. I wanted to ask you to take me away
abroad somewhere, but I didn’t dare—you had so much work to do—and you
were so cold and horrid. Edward—Edward—you’ve got to love me again—you
must. I shall go mad if you don’t. Please—Edward darling.
[_She flings herself into his arms._]
EDWARD
[_Gently disentangling himself_]
There now—it’s all right. Do stop.
[_He kisses her dutifully_]
CAROL
I feel so bitterly ashamed.
EDWARD
Stop crying.
CAROL
I swear I’ll be good. I swear I will.
EDWARD
That’s right. Now control yourself.
CAROL
I’ll never see Harry again.
EDWARD
Very well. For Heaven’s sake stop crying.
CAROL
I do love you really, you know. That’s what makes it so awful.
EDWARD
Pull yourself together.
CAROL
[_Dabbing her eyes_]
I’ll try.
EDWARD
Go and lie down and take something.
CAROL
What shall I take?
EDWARD
Aspirin, I should think.
CAROL
I had some just now.
EDWARD
Have some more.
CAROL
All right. Oh, God!
[_She goes out slowly, still half sobbing. EDWARD heaves a sigh of
mingled relief and irritation, he again flings himself into an
armchair. Then comes the sound of the front-door bell. He groans.
BERRY enters from R._]
EDWARD
Whoever it is, Berry, I’m out.
BERRY
Very good, sir. [_He goes out L. After a moment he re-enters._] I’m very
sorry, sir; it’s Major Bathurst. The porter downstairs told him you’d
just come in; he’s called already this morning.
EDWARD
Nobody told me. You’d better show him in.
BERRY
Yes, sir. [_He goes out and returns, announcing_] Major Bathurst.
[_EVELYN comes in. He looks more harassed than ever. BERRY goes out._]
EDWARD
Hallo, Evie!
EVELYN
[_Haltingly_]
Edward—I—I’ve come to say good-by.
EDWARD
[_Surprised_]
Good-by!
EVELYN
Yes. I came earlier this morning, but you were out.
EDWARD
But where on earth are you going?
EVELYN
Australia.
EDWARD
Why Australia?
EVELYN
[_Weakly_]
I’ve always wanted to go to Australia.
EDWARD
What _do_ you mean?
EVELYN
I mean I’ve got to go there on business.
EDWARD
It’s very sudden, isn’t it?
EVELYN
Yes. I had a wire from my brother.
EDWARD
I didn’t know he was in Australia.
EVELYN
He isn’t. He’s in Cheltenham, but he sent me a wire saying I ought to go
out there at once.
EDWARD
What’s the matter with you, Evie?
EVELYN
Nothing.
EDWARD
You’re not only telling me extremely fatuous lies, but you look like
death.
EVELYN
They’re not lies. I—
EDWARD
Don’t he an ass. Have a drink.
EVELYN
No—I don’t want a drink.
EDWARD
What’s wrong?
EVELYN
There’s nothing wrong.
EDWARD
You’d better tell me, you know.
EVELYN
I want to tell you.
EDWARD
Come on, then.
EVELYN
I’ve got to tell you.
EDWARD
Out with it.
EVELYN
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