"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
MARGOT
Don’t be so annoying, Zoe. I really am frightfully interested.
ZOE
You always are, darling, in other people’s affairs.
MARGOT
Naturally—they all sound so much more entertaining than my own. Did you
see Jim anywhere about in Spain?
ZOE
Yes, in Barcelona. He’d just come in from a yachting cruise.
MARGOT
[_Eagerly_]
_Who_ was with him? _Do_ tell me!
ZOE
Nobody. I met him coming out of a bathroom at the Ritz.
MARGOT
Did he look more or less unattached?
ZOE
Yes. He seemed quite happy.
EDWARD
Margot’s interest in her husband is so maternal, it always makes me feel
as though I were in the presence of something sacred!
MARGOT
I’m awfully fond of Jim, really—particularly when he’s on a yachting
cruise.
ZOE
Are you definitely living apart now?
MARGOT
Oh yes—except for religious festivals like Easter and Christmas; then we
forgather and go down to Draycott with the children.
EDWARD
[_Smiling_]
It seems a comfortable arrangement, doesn’t it?
ZOE
Frightfully.
MARGOT
[_Reflectively_]
We _could_ get a divorce, I suppose, but it would make such dreary
complications. And then when you’re free there’s the awful danger of
starting the whole thing over again with some one else.
ZOE
I haven’t noticed it.
MARGOT
You will, I expect, dear—later on. [_She rises._] I’ve enjoyed my nice
cocktail very much, thank you, Edward. I must go now. Come and lunch on
Thursday, Zoe darling. I’ve only got Rebecca coming. She’ll adore seeing
you again.
ZOE
All right. One-thirty?
MARGOT
Yes. Come along, Bobbie. Good-by, Edward. Give my love to Carol.
EDWARD
I will. Good bye.
BOBBIE
Good bye.
MARGOT
[_At door_]
You’ve come back from abroad a changed woman, Zoe, if _that’s_ any
comfort to you.
[_She and BOBBIE go out._]
ZOE
What a sham Margot is, isn’t she?
EDWARD
Not really. Just a type.
ZOE
Yes, but she’s a type that couldn’t exist unless surrounded by false
values.
EDWARD
She’s making the best of a bad job.
ZOE
She’s letting everything slide—morals, dignity, and discretion. Thank
Heaven, I broke away. I might have got like that.
EDWARD
I wonder if breaking away _is_ such a very good plan.
ZOE
Of course it is. It’s the most regenerating thing in the world.
EDWARD
You’re so dashing, Zoe. Have another cigarette?
ZOE
[_Taking one_]
Thanks. I feel almost panic-stricken, you know.
EDWARD
Why?
ZOE
Coming back anywhere is always such a dreadful anti-climax.
EDWARD
Not such an anti-climax as staying still.
ZOE
To think that all this used to be my life before I let Kenneth divorce me.
EDWARD
It’s pretty futile, isn’t it?
ZOE
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