"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
Yes, but quite inevitable, I’m afraid. You see she’s got no intellect to
provide ballast.
EDWARD
Poor Carol.
ZOE
I think you’re the one to be considered most at the present moment.
EDWARD
Do you think I ought to have a scene with her about it? I shrink from
that. It seems to double the humiliation.
ZOE
I honestly don’t know what to say. She’s been actually unfaithful to you?
EDWARD
Yes.
ZOE
Often?
EDWARD
[_Wearily_]
I suppose so. Harry Challoner is in possession at present.
ZOE
Oh dear! How typical.
EDWARD
Everything of that sort is made so much easier for people nowadays. I
suppose it’s an aftermath of the war.
ZOE
It’s the obvious result of this “barriers down” phase through which we
seem to be passing. Everyone is at close quarters with everyone else.
There’s no more glamour. Everything’s indefinite and blurred except sex,
so people are instinctively turning to that with a rather jaded vigor.
It’s pathetic when you begin to analyze it.
EDWARD
What fools they all are!
ZOE
[_Half smiling_]
Has being a success made you realize that?
EDWARD
Yes. There wasn’t time before.
ZOE
Why don’t you do what I did—go away?
EDWARD
It means sacrificing a good deal of work here in London. I’ve only just
got my foot in, really.
ZOE
Divorce?
EDWARD
I don’t feel equal to it at the moment—all the vile publicity, and the
lascivious curiosity leveled at Carol and me. It makes me shudder to
think of it.
ZOE
For a society portrait-painter you seem unduly sensitive.
EDWARD
If I felt vindictive toward Carol it would be so much easier. But I
don’t—I merely feel nauseated and frightfully, frightfully bored.
ZOE
The longer you allow it to drift, the worse it will become.
EDWARD
You think I ought to clinch it finally.
ZOE
Yes, I do. Once you’ve embarked you’ll feel better.
EDWARD
No, I shan’t.
ZOE
I believe you are still in love with her.
EDWARD
No; but I could be again if everything were all right. Oh, Zoe, I loathe
this age and everything to do with it. Men of my sort are the products of
over-civilization. All the red-blooded honest-to-God emotions have been
squeezed out of us. We’re incapable of hating enough or loving enough.
When any big moment comes along, good or bad, we hedge round it, arguing,
weighing it in the balance of reason and psychology, trying to readjust
the values until there’s nothing left and nothing achieved. I wish I were
primitive enough to thrash Carol and drive her out of my life forever—or
strong enough to hold her—but I’m not; I’m just an ass—an intelligent
spineless ass!
[_He flings himself into a chair and takes a cigarette._]
ZOE
All the same, being the product of an Age equips you for grappling with
it. You’ve got more chance as you are than, say, Evie Bathurst, for
instance.
EDWARD
Evie goes straight for what he wants and gets it.
ZOE
He doesn’t demand as much as you.
EDWARD
He’s a damned sight happier.
ZOE
I should imagine he misses a good deal.
EDWARD
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