English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Heywood, Thomas, approximately 1574-1641
Wise-woman.
Well, trust to me, and I will set all things straight.
_Enter_ Boyster.
Boyster.
Where’s this witch, this hag, this beldam, this wizard? And have I
found thee!--thus then will I tear, mumble, and maul thee!
Wise-woman.
Help, help!--an if you be a gentleman!
Sencer.
Forbear this rudeness; he that touches her,
Draws against me.
Boyster.
Against you, sir! apply thou;[4.50] that shall be tried.
All.
Help, help! part them, help!
Sencer.
With patience hear her speak.
Boyster.
Now, trot, now, grannam, what canst thou say for thyself?--What,
Luce here! Be patient, and put up thou; she must not see the end.
Sencer.
Then truce of all sides; if we come for counsel,
Let us with patience hear it.
Luce.
Then first to me.
Wise-woman.
You would prevent young Chartley’s marriage? you shall: hark in your
ear. [_Whispers_.
Luce.
It pleaseth me.
Wise-woman.
You forestall Gratiana’s wedding? ’tis but thus. [_Whispers_.
Sencer.
I’ll do’t.
Wise-woman.
You would enjoy Luce as your wife, and lie with her to-morrow night?
Hark in your ear. [_Whispers_.
Boyster.
_Fiat_!
Wise-woman.
Away! you shall enjoy him, you are married, Luce, away! you shall
see Chartley discarded from Gratiana. Sencer, begone! And if I fail
in any of these or the rest, I lay myself open to all your
displeasures.
Boyster.
Farewell till soon!
Wise-woman.
You know your meeting-place.
All.
We do.
Wise-woman.
You shall report me wise and cunning too.
[_Exeunt all except_ 2nd Luce.
2nd Luce.
I’ll add one night more to the time I have said;
I have not many, I hope, to live a maid. [_Exit_.
SCENE IV.--_A Room in_ Sir Harry’s _House_.
_Enter_ Sir Boniface, _and_ Taber _carrying a trencher of
broken meat and a napkin_.
Taber.
Fie, fie, what a time of trouble is this! To-morrow is my mistress
to be married, and we serving-men are so puzzled.
Sir Boniface.
The dinner’s half done, and before I say grace,
And bid the old knight and his guest proface.[4.51]
A medicine from your trencher, good Master Taber,
As good a man as e’er was Sir Saber:
Well, think it no shame: men of learning and wit
Say study gets a stomach; friend Taber, a bit.
Taber.
Lick clean, good Sir Boniface, and save the scraper a labour.
_Enter_ Sencer _like a_ Serving-man.
Sir Boniface.
But soft, let me ponder:
Know you him that comes yonder?
Taber.
Most heartily welcome; would you speak with any here?
Sencer.
Pray is the young gentleman of the house at leisure?
Taber.
Mean you the bridegroom, Master Chartley?
Sencer.
I have a letter for him. You seem to be a gentleman yourself;
acquaint him with my attendance, and I shall rest yours in all good
offices.
Taber.
Sir Boniface, pray keep the gentleman company. I will first acquaint
your lips with the virtue of the cellar. [_Exit_.
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