English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Heywood, Thomas, approximately 1574-1641
Sir Boniface.
_Adesdem_, come near, and taste of our beer.
Welcome, _sine dole_, for _puntis te vole_.
Sencer.
When I taste of your liquor,
Gramercy, Master Vicar.
_Re-enter_ Taber _with a bowl of beer and a napkin_.
Taber.
Most heartily welcome: your courtesy, I beseech you; ply it off, I
entreat you. Pray, Sir Boniface, keep the gentleman company, till I
acquaint my young master with his business. [_Exit_.
Sir Boniface.
Taber, I shall _beso las manus_.[4.52]
[_They dissemble one to another_.
Sencer.
_A vostre servitor_.
_Enter_ Haringfield.
Haringfield.
Hey! what art thou?
Sencer.
A hanger-on, if it please you.
Haringfield.
And I a shaker-off: I’ll not bear your gallows;
You shall not hang on me.
[_Enter_ Young Chartley _with his napkin as from dinner_.]
Oh, Master Bridegroom!
Young Chartley.
Gentlemen, the ladies call upon you to dance; they will be out of
measure displeased, if, dinner being done, you be not ready to lead
them a measure.
Haringfield.
Indeed, women love not to be scanted of their measure.
Young Chartley.
Fie, Sir Boniface! have you forgot yourself? Whilst you are in the
hall, there’s never a whetstone for their wits in the parlour.
Sir Boniface.
I will enter and set an edge upon their ingenies.
[_Exeunt_ Sir Boniface _and_ Haringfield.
Young Chartley.
[_To_ Sencer, _who hands him a letter_.] To me, sir! from whom? A
letter! To her “most dear, most loving, most kind friend Master
Chartley, these be delivered.” Sure from some wench or other. I
long to know the content.
Sencer.
[_Aside_.] Now to cry quittance with you for my “farewell, learned
Sir Timothy.”
Young Chartley.
Good news, as I live! there’s for thy pains, my good Sir
Pandarus.[4.53] Hadst thou brought me word my father had turned up
his heels, thou couldst scarcely have pleased me better. [_Reads_.]
“Though I disclaim the name of wife, of which I account myself
altogether unworthy, yet let me claim some small interest in your
love. This night I lie at the house where we were married--the
Wise-Woman’s I mean--where my maidenhead is to be rifled: bid fair
for it, and enjoy it; see me this night or never. So may you,
marrying Gratiana, and loving me, have a sweet wife and a true
friend. This night or never. Your _quondam_ wife, hereafter your
poor sweetheart, no other, Luce.” So, when I am tired with
Gratiana, that is when I am past grace with her, I can make my
rendezvous. I’ll not slip this occasion, nor sleep till I see her.
Thou art an honest lad, and mayst prove a good pimp in time. Canst
thou advise me what colour[4.54] I may have to compass this
commodity?
Sencer.
Sir, she this night expects you, and prepares a costly banquet for
you.
Young Chartley.
I’ll go, although the devil and mischance look big.
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