English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Heywood, Thomas, approximately 1574-1641
Valerius.
The more his safety, and the less his fear.
[_Sings_.] She that denies me, I would have;
Who craves me, I despise:
Venus hath power to rule mine heart,
But not to please mine eyes.
Temptations offered, I still scorn;
Denied, I cling them still.
I’ll neither glut mine appetite,
Nor seek to starve my will.
Diana, double clothed, offends;
So Venus, naked quite:
The last begets a surfeit, and
The other no delight.
That crafty girl shall please me best
That no, for yea, can say,
And every wanton willing kiss
Can season with a nay.
Brutus.
We ha’ been mad lords long, now let us be merry lords. Horatius,
maugre thy melancholy, and Lucretius, in spite of thy sorrow, I’ll
have a song. A subject for the ditty?
Horatius.
Great Tarquin’s pride and Tullia’s cruelty.
Brutus.
Dangerous; no.
Lucretius.
The tyrannies of the court, and vassalage of the city.
Scevola.
Neither. Shall I give the subject?
Brutus.
Do, and let it be of all the pretty wenches in Rome.
Scevola.
It shall: shall it, shall it, Valerius?
Valerius.
Anything according to my poor acquaintance and little conversance.
Brutus.
Nay, you shall stay, Horatius; Lucretius, so shall you; he removes
himself from the love of Brutus that shrinks from my side till we
have had a song of all the pretty suburbians:[5.30] sit round.
When, Valerius?
Valerius.
[_Sings_.] Shall I woo the lovely Molly,
She’s so fair, so fat, so jolly?
But she has a trick of folly,
Therefore I’ll ha’ none of Molly.
No, no, no, no, no, no;
I’ll have none of Molly, no, no, no.
Oh, the cherry lips of Nelly,
They are red and soft as jelly;
But too well she loves her belly,
Therefore I’ll have none of Nelly.
No, no, &c.
What say you to bonny Betty?
Ha’ you seen a lass so pretty?
But her body is so sweaty,
Therefore I’ll ha’ none of Betty.
No, no, &c.
When I dally with my Dolly,
She is full of melancholy;
Oh, that wench is pestilent holly;[5.31]
Therefore I’ll have none of Dolly.
No, no, &c.
I could fancy lovely Nanny,
But she has the loves of many,
Yet herself she loves not any,
Therefore I’ll have none of Nanny.
No, no, &c.
In a flax shop I spied Rachel,
Where she her flax and tow did hatchel;[5.32]
But her cheeks hang like a satchel,
Therefore I’ll have none of Rachel.
No, no, &c.
In a corner I met Biddy,
Her heels were light, her head was giddy;
She fell down, and somewhat did I,
Therefore I’ll have none of Biddy.
No, no, &c.
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