English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Heywood, Thomas, approximately 1574-1641
Brutus.
The rest we’ll hear within. What offence is there in this,
Lucretius? what hurt’s in this, Horatius? is it not better to sing
with our heads on than to bleed with our heads off? I ne’er took
Collatine for a politician till now. Come, Valerius; we’ll run over
all the wenches in Rome, from the community of lascivious Flora to
the chastity of divine Lucrece; come, good Horatius.
[_Exeunt_.
SCENE IV.--_A Room in the House of_ Collatine.
_Enter_ Lucrece, Maid, _and_ Clown.
Lucrece.
A chair.
Clown.
A chair for my lady. Mistress Mirable, do you not hear my lady call?
Lucrece.
Come near, sir; be less officious
In duty, and use more attention.--
Nay, gentlewoman, we exempt not you
From our discourse, you must afford an ear
As well as he to what we ha’ to say.
Maid.
I still remain your handmaid.
Lucrece.
Sirrah, I ha’ seen you oft familiar
With this my maid and waiting gentlewoman,
As casting amorous glances, wanton looks,
And privy becks savouring incontinence:
I let you know you are not for my service
Unless you grow more civil.
Clown.
Indeed, madam, for my own part I wish Mistress Mirable well, as one
fellow servant ought to wish to another, but to say that ever I
flung any sheep’s eyes in her face--how say you, Mistress Mirable,
did I ever offer it?
Lucrece.
Nay, mistress, I ha’ seen you answer him
With gracious looks and some uncivil smiles,
Retorting eyes, and giving his demeanour
Such welcome as becomes not modesty.
Know henceforth there shall no lascivious phrase,
Suspicious look, or shadow of incontinence,
Be entertained by any that attend
On Roman Lucrece.
Maid.
Madam, I!
Lucrece.
Excuse it not, for my premeditate thought
Speaks nothing out of rashness nor vain hearsay,
But what my own experience testifies
Against you both; let then this mild reproof
Forewarn you of the like: my reputation,
Which is held precious in the eyes of Rome,
Shall be no shelter to the least intent
Of looseness; leave all familiarity,
And quite renounce acquaintance, or I here
Discharge you both my service.
Clown.
For my own part, madam, as I am a true Roman by nature, though no
Roman by my nose, I never spent the least lip-labour on Mistress
Mirable, never so much as glanced, never used any winking or
pinking, never nodded at her--no, not so much as when I was asleep;
never asked her the question so much as what’s her name: if you
can bring any man, woman, or child, that can say so much behind my
back as “For he did but kiss her, for I did but kiss her, and so
let her go,” let my Lord Collatine, instead of plucking my coat,
pluck my skin over my ears and turn me away naked, that wheresoever
I shall come I may be held a raw serving-man hereafter.
Lucrece.
Sirrah, you know our mind.
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