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I was interrupted in my meditations by a policeman who came up to me,
politely touched his helmet and asked me what I was doing. “I seen you
walking up and down here for the last hour,” he said. I gave him half a
crown and told him I was waiting for a lady. The policeman laughed
discreetly. I laughed too. Indeed, the joke was a marvellously good one.
When he was gone, I went on with my walking.
And this war, I thought. Was there the slightest prospect that any good
would come of it? The war to end war! The argument was forcible enough
this time; it was backed up with a kick in the breech, the most terrific
kick ever administered. But would it convince humanity more effectively
than any other argument had ever done?
Still, men are courageous, I thought, are patient, kind,
self-sacrificing. But they are all the contradictory things, as well—and
both, good and bad, because they can’t help it. Forgive them, for they
know not what they do. Everything arises from a great primeval animal
stupidity. That is the deepest of all realities—stupidity, the being
unaware.
And the aware, the not stupid—they are the odd exceptions, they are
irrelevant to the great reality, they are lies like the ideal of love,
like dreams of the future, like belief in justice. To live among their
works is to live in a world of bright falsehoods, apart from the real
world, it is to escape. Escape is cowardly; to be comforted by what is
untrue or what is irrelevant to the world in which we live is stupid.
And my own talents, such as they are, are irrelevant. So is the art to
whose service I devote them, a lying consolation. A Martian would find
the writing of phrases containing words of similar sound at fixed
recurrent intervals as queer as buying castor oil for the lubrification
of machines of destruction. I remembered the lines I had written for
Barbara—the cheerful comic-amorous lines—at the time of the last
epidemic of air raids. The octosyllables jingled in my head.
But when the next full moon invites
New bugaboos and fly-by-nights,
Let us seek out some deep alcove,
Some immemorial haunt of love.
There we’ll retire with cakes and wine
And dare the imbecile to shine....
I was just repeating them to myself, when a taxi turned into the quiet
square, rolled slowly along the curb and came to a halt in front of the
house where Barbara lived. By the dim light of a muffled street lamp I
saw two people stepping out of it, a man and a woman. The masculine
silhouette moved forward and, bending over his hand, began to count
money by the light of the little lamp at the recording clock-face. In
the narrow beam I saw the glitter of a monocle. Money clinked, the taxi
drove away. The two figures mounted the steps; the door opened before
them, they passed into the house.
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