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That was too much for my gravity. I began to laugh. But I did not get
very far with my laughter. For after the first outburst of it, when I
wanted to take breath for the next, I found that I had forgotten how to
breathe and it was only after a long choking struggle that I managed to
reacquire the art. The children were frightened; this was no part of the
delightful game. The grown-ups stopped being helpful and allowed
themselves to be driven away from my corpse by the competent
authorities. An umbrella was planted in the sand behind me. Within its
rosy shadow I was left in peace to make secure my precarious footing on
existence. For a long time I lay with my eyes shut. An immensely long
way off, it seemed, somebody was still rubbing my feet. Periodically,
somebody else pushed a spoon with brandy and milk in it into my mouth. I
felt very tired, but wonderfully comfortable. And it seemed to me at
that moment that there could be nothing more exquisitely pleasurable
than merely breathing.
After a while, I felt sufficiently strong and sufficiently safe in my
strength to open my eyes again and look about me. How novel, how
wonderfully charming everything seemed! The first thing I saw was a
half-naked young giant crouching obsequiously at my feet, rubbing my
bloodless soles and ankles. Under his shining copper skin there was a
sliding of muscles. His face was like a Roman’s, his hair jet black and
curly. When he noticed that I had opened my eyes and was looking at him
he smiled and his teeth were brilliantly white, his brown eyes flashed
from a setting of shiny bluish enamel.
A voice asked me in Italian how I was feeling. I looked round. A stout
man with a large red, rubbery face and a black moustache was sitting
beside me. In one hand he held a teacup, in the other a spoon. He was
dressed in white duck. The sweat was pouring off his face; he looked as
though he had been buttered. From all round his very bright black eyes
little wrinkles spread out like rays from a gloria. He proffered the
spoon. I swallowed. The backs of his large brown hands were covered with
fine hairs.
“I am the doctor,” he explained, and smiled.
I nodded and smiled back. It seemed to me that I had never seen such a
lovely doctor before.
And then, when I looked up, there was the blue sky, beautifully
scalloped by the edge of the pink umbrella. And lowering my eyes I saw
people standing round looking at me—all smiling. Between them I caught
glimpses of the blue sea.
“Belli sono,” I said to the doctor, and shut my eyes again.
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