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For the first time since I had risen intoxicated from the dead I had an
awful premonition of to-morrow’s sobriety. I remembered for the first
time that round the corner, only just round the corner, lay the real
world.
“And what’s your name?” I asked apprehensively.
“Lilian Aldwinkle,” said the Chinese lantern lady; and she shaped her
lips into a smile that was positively piercing in its sweetness. The
blue lamps that were her eyes glittered with such a focussed intensity
that even the colour-blind chauffeurs who see green omnibuses rolling
down Piccadilly and in the Green Park blood-coloured grass and vermilion
trees would have known them for the danger signals they were.
An hour later I was reclining on cushions in Mrs. Aldwinkle’s Rolls
Royce. There was no escape.
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CHAPTER VII
No escape.... But I was still tipsy enough not seriously to desire
escape. My premonition of sobriety had been no more than a momentary
flash. It came and it passed again, almost immediately, as I became once
more absorbed in what seemed to me the endless and lovely comedy that
was being acted all around me. It was enough for me that I existed and
that things were happening to me. I was carried by two or three young
giants to the hotel, I was dressed, my clothes were packed for me. In
the entrance hall, while I was waiting for Mrs. Aldwinkle to come and
fetch me, I made some essays at walking; the feebleness of my legs was a
source to me of delighted laughter.
Dressed in pale yellow tussore with a large straw hat on her head, Mrs.
Aldwinkle finally appeared. Her guests, she explained, had gone home in
another machine; I should be able to lie flat, or very nearly, in her
empty car. And in case I felt bad—she shook a silver brandy flask at me.
Escape? I did not so much as think of it, I was enchanted.
Luxuriously I reclined among the cushions. Mrs. Aldwinkle tapped the
forward-looking window. The chauffeur languidly moved his hand and the
machine rolled forward, nosing its way through the crowd of admiring
car-fanciers which, in Italy, collects as though by magic round every
stationary automobile. And Mrs. Aldwinkle’s was a particularly
attractive specimen. Young men called to their friends: “_Venite. È una
Ro-Ro._” And in awed voices little boys whispered to one another: “_Una
Ro-Ro._” The crowd reluctantly dispersed before our advance; we glided
away from before the Grand Hotel, turned into the main street, crossed
the piazza, in the centre of which, stranded high and dry by the
receding sea, stood the little pink fort which had been built by the
Princes of Massa Carrara to keep watch on a Mediterranean made dangerous
by Barbary pirates, and rolled out of the village by the road leading
across the plain towards the mountains.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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