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Shuffling along in a slowly moving cloud of dust, a train of white oxen
advanced, shambling and zig-zagging along the road to meet us. Eight
yoke of them there were, a long procession, with half a dozen drivers
shouting and tugging at the leading ropes and cracking their whips. They
were dragging a low truck, clamped to which was a huge monolith of
flawless white marble. Uneasily, as we crawled past them, the animals
shook their heads, turning this way and that, as though desperately
seeking some way of escape. Their long curving horns clashed together;
their soft white dewlaps shook; and into their blank brown eyes there
came a look of fear, an entreaty that we should take pity on their
invincible stupidity and remember that they simply could not, however
hard they tried, get used to motor cars.
Mrs. Aldwinkle pointed at the monolith. “Imagine what Michelangelo could
have made out of that,” she said. Then, noticing that her pointing hand
still grasped the silver flask, she became very solicitous. “You’re sure
you wouldn’t like a sip of this?” she asked, leaning forward. The twin
blue danger signals glittered in my face. Her garments exhaled a scent
in which there was ambergris. Her breath smelt of heliotrope cachous.
But even now I did not take fright; I made no effort to escape. Guided
by their invincible stupidity, the white oxen had behaved more sensibly
than I.
We rolled on. The hills came nearer. The far-away peaks of bare
limestone were hidden by the glowing mass of the tilled and wooded
foothills. Happily I looked at those huge hilly forms. “How beautiful!”
I said. Mrs. Aldwinkle seemed to take my words as a personal compliment.
“I’m so glad you think so. So awfully ...” she replied in the tone of an
author to whom you have just said that you enjoyed his last book so
much.
We drew nearer; the hills towered up, they opposed themselves like a
huge wall. But the barrier parted before us; we passed through the gates
of a valley that wound up into the mountain. Our road now ran parallel
with the bed of a torrent. In the flanks of the hill to our right a
marble quarry made a huge bare scar, hundreds of feet long. The crest of
the hill was fringed with a growth of umbrella pines. The straight
slender tree trunks jetted up thirty feet without a branch; their
wide-spreading flattened domes of foliage formed a thin continuous
silhouette, between which and the dark mass of the hill one could see a
band of sky, thinly barred by the bare stems. It was as though, to
emphasise the outlines of his hills, an artist had drawn a fine and
supple brush stroke parallel with the edge of the silhouette and a
little apart from it.
We rolled on. The high road narrowed into the squalid street of a little
town. The car crept along, hooting as it went.
“Vezza,” Mrs. Aldwinkle explained. “Michelangelo used to come here for
his marbles.”
“Indeed?” I was charmed to hear it.
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