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Supper was at once dismal and exceedingly lively. While his sister
chattered and laughed unceasingly with her guest, Mr. Elver preserved
throughout the meal an unbroken silence. Gloomily he ate his way through
the mixed and fragmentary meal which the old woman kept bringing in,
relay after unexpected relay, on little dishes from the kitchen.
Gloomily too, with the air of a weak man who drinks to give himself
courage and the illusion of strength, he drank glass after glass of the
strong red wine. He kept his eyes fixed most of the time on the
table-cloth in front of his plate; but every now and then he would look
up for a second to dart a glance at the other two—for a moment only,
then, fearful of being caught in the act and looked at straight in the
face, he turned away again.
Mr. Cardan enjoyed his supper. Not that the food was particularly good;
it was not. The old woman was one of those inept practitioners of
Italian cookery who disguise their short-comings under floods of tomato
sauce, with a pinch of garlic thrown in to make the disguise
impenetrable. No, what Mr. Cardan enjoyed was the company. It was a long
time since he had sat down with such interesting specimens. One’s range,
he reflected, is altogether too narrowly limited. One doesn’t know
enough people; one’s acquaintanceship isn’t sufficiently diversified.
Burglars, for example, millionaires, imbeciles, clergymen, Hottentots,
sea captains—one’s personal knowledge of these most interesting human
species is quite absurdly small. To-night, it seemed to him, he was
doing something to widen his range.
“I’m so glad we met you,” Miss Elver was saying. “In the dark—such a
start you gave me too!” She shrieked with laughter. “We were getting so
dull here. Weren’t we, Phil?” She appealed to her brother; but Mr. Elver
said nothing, did not even look up. “So dull. I’m awfully glad you were
there.”
“Not so glad as I am, I assure you,” said Mr. Cardan gallantly.
Miss Elver looked at him for a moment, coyly and confidentially; then
putting up her hand to her face, as though she were screening herself
from Mr. Cardan’s gaze, she turned away, tittering. Her face became
quite red. She peeped at him between her fingers and tittered again.
It occurred to Mr. Cardan that he’d be in for a breach of promise case
very soon if he weren’t careful. Tactfully he changed the subject; asked
her what sort of food she liked best and learned that her favourites
were strawberries, cream ice and mixed chocolates.
The dessert had been eaten. Mr. Elver suddenly looked up and said:
“Grace, I think you ought to go to bed.”
Miss Elver’s face, from having been bright with laughter, became at once
quite overcast. A film of tears floated up into her eyes, making them
seem more lustrous; she looked at her brother appealingly. “Must I go?”
she said. “Just this once!” She tried to coax him. “This once!”
But Mr. Elver was not to be moved. “No, no,” he said sternly. “You must
go.”
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