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His sister sighed and made a little whimpering sound. But she got up,
all the same, and walked obediently towards the door. She was almost on
the threshold, when she halted, turned and ran back to say good-night to
Mr. Cardan. “I’m so glad,” she said, “that we found you. Such fun.
Good-night. But you mustn’t look at me like that.” She put up her hand
again to her face. “Oh, not like that.” And still giggling, she ran out
of the room.
There was a long silence.
“Have some wine,” said Mr. Elver at last and pushed the flask in Mr.
Cardan’s direction.
Mr. Cardan replenished his glass and then, politely, did the same for
his host. Wine—it was the only thing that was likely to make this dismal
devil talk. With his practised and professional eye, Mr. Cardan thought
he could detect in his host’s expression certain hardly perceptible
symptoms of incipient tipsiness. A spidery creature like that, thought
Mr. Cardan contemptuously, couldn’t be expected to hold his liquor well;
and he had been putting it down pretty steadily all through supper. A
little more and, Mr. Cardan was confident, he’d be as clay in the hands
of a sober interrogator (and Mr. Cardan could count on being sober for
at least three bottles longer than a poor feeble creature like this);
he’d talk, he’d talk; the only difficulty would be to get him to stop
talking.
“Thanks,” said Mr. Elver, and gloomily gulped down the replenished
glass.
That’s the style, thought Mr. Cardan; and in his liveliest manner he
began to tell the story of the grocer’s brother’s statue and of his
pursuit of it, ending up with an account, already more florid than the
previous version, of how he lost himself.
“I console myself superstitiously,” he concluded, “by the reflection
that fate wouldn’t have put me to these little troubles and
inconveniences if it weren’t intending to do something handsome by me in
the end. I’m paying in advance; but I trust I’m paying for something
round and tidy. All the same, what a curse this, hunt for money is!”
Mr. Elver nodded. “It’s the root of all evil,” he said, and emptied his
glass. Unobtrusively Mr. Cardan replenished it.
“Quite right,” he confirmed. “And it’s twice cursed, if you’ll allow me
to play Portia for a moment: it curses him that hath—can you think of a
single really rich person of your acquaintance who wouldn’t be less
avaricious, less tyrannous, self-indulgent and generally porkish if he
didn’t pay super-tax? And it also curses him that hath not, making him
do all manner of absurd, humiliating, discreditable things which he’d
never think of doing if the hedgerows grew breadfruit and bananas and
grapes enough to keep one in free food and liquor.”
“It curses him that hath not the most,” said Mr. Elver with a sudden
savage animation. This was a subject, evidently, on which he felt
deeply. He looked sharply at Mr. Cardan for a moment, then turned away
to dip his long nose once more in his tumbler.
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