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“Come, come,” Mr. Cardan protested encouragingly. “Don’t take it so
hardly. I’m sorry I upset you. You mustn’t think,” he added, “that I
have any of the vulgar prejudices about this affair. I’m not condemning
you. Far from it. I don’t want to use your answers against you. I merely
ask out of curiosity—pure curiosity. Cheer up, cheer up. Try a little
more wine.”
But Mr. Elver was feeling too deplorably sick to be able to think of
wine without horror. He refused it, shuddering. “I didn’t mean to do
anything,” he whispered. “I meant it just to happen.”
“Just to happen? Yours must be a very hopeful nature,” said Mr. Cardan.
“It’s in Dante, you know. My father brought us up on Dante; I loathed
the stuff,” he added, as though it had been castor oil. “But things
stuck in my mind. Do you remember the woman who tells how she died:
‘_Siena mi fe’, disfecemi Maremma_’? Her husband shut her up in a castle
in the Maremma and she died of fever. Do you remember?”
Mr. Cardan nodded.
“That was the idea. I had the quinine: I’ve been taking ten grains a day
ever since I arrived—for safety’s sake. But there doesn’t seem to be any
fever here nowadays,” Mr. Elver added. “We’ve been here nine weeks....”
“And nothing’s happened!” Mr. Cardan leaned back in his chair and roared
with laughter. “Well, the moral of that,” he added, when he had breath
enough to begin talking again, “the moral of that is: See that your
authorities are up to date.”
But Mr. Elver was past seeing a joke. He got up from his chair and stood
unsteadily, supporting himself with a hand on the table. “Would you mind
helping me to my room?” he faintly begged. “I don’t feel very well.”
Mr. Cardan helped him first into the garden. “You ought to learn to
carry your liquor more securely,” he said, when the worst was over.
“That’s another of the evening’s morals.”
When he had lighted his host to bed, Mr. Cardan went to his appointed
room and undressed. It was a long time before he fell asleep. The
mosquitoes, partly, and partly his own busy thoughts, were responsible
for his wakefulness.
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CHAPTER VIII
Next morning Mr. Cardan was down early. The first thing he saw in the
desolate garden before the house was Miss Elver. She was dressed in a
frock cut on the same sack-like lines as her last night’s dress, but
made of a gaudy, large-patterned material that looked as though it had
been designed for the upholstery of chairs and sofas, not of the human
figure. Her beads were more numerous and more brilliant than before. She
carried a parasol of brightly flowered silk.
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