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Emerging from the house, Mr. Cardan found her in the act of tying a
bunch of Michaelmas daisies to the tail of a large white maremman dog
that stood, its mouth open, its pink tongue lolling out and its large
brown eyes fixed, so it seemed, meditatively on the further horizon,
waiting for Miss Elver to have finished the operation. But Miss Elver
was very slow and clumsy. The fingers of her stubby little hands seemed
to find the process of tying a bow in a piece of ribbon extraordinarily
difficult. Once or twice the dog looked round with a mild curiosity to
see what was happening at the far end of its anatomy. It did not seem in
the least to resent the liberties Miss Elver was taking with its tail,
but stood quite still, resigned and waiting. Mr. Cardan was reminded of
that enormous tolerance displayed by dogs and cats of even the most
fiendish children. Perhaps, in a flash of Bergsonian intuition, the
beast had realised the childish essence of Miss Elver’s character, had
recognised the infant under the disguise of the full-grown woman. Dogs
are good Bergsonians, thought Mr. Cardan. Men, on the other hand, are
better Kantians. He approached softly.
Miss Elver had at last succeeded in tying the bow to her satisfaction;
the dog’s white tail was tipped with a rosette of purple flowers. She
straightened herself up and looked admiringly at her handiwork. “There!”
she said at last, addressing herself to the dog. “Now you can run away.
Now you look lovely.”
The dog took the hint and trotted off, waving his flower-tipped tail.
Mr. Cardan stepped forward. “‘Neat but not gaudy,’” he quoted, “‘genteel
but not expensive, like the gardener’s dog with a primrose tied to his
tail.’ Good-morning.” He took off his hat.
But Miss Elver did not return his salutation. Taken by surprise, she had
stood, as though petrified, staring at him with stretched eyes and open
mouth while he spoke. At Mr. Cardan’s “good-morning,” which was the
first word of his that she had understood, the enchantment of stillness
seemed to be lifted from her. She burst into a nervous laugh, covered
her blushing face with her hands—for a moment only—then turned and ran
down the path, ungainly as an animal moving in an element not its own,
to take refuge behind a clump of rank bushes at the end of the garden.
Seeing her run, the big dog came bounding after her, joyously barking.
One Michaelmas daisy dropped to the ground, then another. In a moment
they were all gone and the ribbon with them.
Slowly, cautiously, as though he were stalking a shy bird, and with a
reassuring air of being absorbed in anything rather than the pursuit of
a runaway, Mr. Cardan walked after Miss Elver down the path. Between the
leaves of the bushes he caught glimpses of her bright frock; sometimes,
with infinite circumspection, and certain, it was clear, that she was
escaping all notice, she peeped at Mr. Cardan round the edge of the
bush. Gambolling round her, the dog continued to bark.
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