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For more than an hour Mr. Cardan lay there, smoking, looking at the
bright lake, at the ethereal fantastic mountains and the marbly clouds,
listening to the wind among the leaves and the occasional far-away
sounds of life, and pondering all the time. In the end he decided that
seventeen hundred and fifty, or even the smaller income that would
result from investment in something a little safer than seven per cent.
Hungarian Loan, was a sufficient compensation. He’d do it. Mr. Cardan
got up, threw away the stump of his second cigar and walked slowly back
towards the house. As he approached it through the little plantation of
poplar trees Miss Elver, who had been on the look-out for his return,
came running out of the gate to meet him. The gaudy upholstery material
blazed up as she passed out of the shade of the house into the sunlight,
her coloured beads flashed. Uttering shrill little cries and laughing,
she ran towards him. Mr. Cardan watched her as she came on. He had seen
frightened cormorants bobbing their heads in a ludicrous anxiety from
side to side. He had seen penguins waving their little flappers,
scuttling along, undignified, on their short legs. He had seen vultures
with trailing wings hobbling and hopping, ungainly, over the ground.
Memories of all these sights appeared before his mind’s eye as he
watched Miss Elver’s approach. He sighed profoundly.
“I’m so glad you’ve come back,” Miss Elver cried breathlessly, as she
approached, “I was really afraid you were going right away.” She shook
his hand earnestly and looked up into his face. “You’ve not forgotten
about the monkeys and the Shetland ponies, have you?” she added, rather
anxiously.
Mr. Cardan smiled. “Of course not,” he answered; and he added gallantly:
“How could I forget anything that gives you pleasure?” He squeezed her
hand and, bending down, kissed it.
Miss Elver’s face flushed very red, then, the moment after, became
exceedingly pale. Her breath came quickly and unsteadily. She shut her
eyes. A shuddering ran through her; she wavered on her feet, she seemed
on the point of falling. Mr. Cardan caught her by the arm and held her
up. This was going to be worse, he thought, than he had imagined; more
Stavroginesque. To faint when he kissed her hand—kissed it almost
ironically—that was too much. But probably, he reflected, nothing of the
kind had ever happened to her before. How many men had ever so much as
spoken to her? It was understandable.
“My good child—really now.” He slightly shook her arm. “Pull yourself
together. If you’re going to faint like this I shall never be able to
trust you with a bear. Come, come.”
Still, the understanding of a thing does not alter it. It remains what
it was when it was still uncomprehended. Seventeen hundred and fifty per
annum—but at this rate it looked as though that would hardly be enough.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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