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Mr. Elver at last broke silence. “You’re a damned bully,” he whispered
in a passion of misery and futile rage, “a damned stinking bully.”
“Come, come,” said Mr. Cardan. “I protest against ‘stinking.’”
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CHAPTER IX
Early the next morning Mr. Cardan and his hostess left the house and
walked rapidly away through the fields in the direction of the lake.
They had told the old woman that they would be back to a late breakfast.
Mr. Elver was not yet awake; Mr. Cardan had left instructions that he
was not to be called before half-past nine.
The ground was still wet with dew when they set out; the poplar trees
threw shadows longer than themselves. The air was cool; it was a
pleasure to walk. Mr. Cardan strode along at four miles an hour; and
like a diver out of water, like a soaring bird reduced to walk the
earth, Miss Elver trotted along at his side, rolling and hopping as she
walked, as though she were mounted, not on feet, but on a set of
eccentric wheels of different diameters. Her face seemed to shine with
happiness; every now and then she looked at Mr. Cardan with shy
adoration, and if she happened to catch his eye she would blush, turn
away her head and laugh. Mr. Cardan was almost appalled by the extent of
his success and the ease with which it had been obtained. He might make
a slave of the poor creature, might keep her shut up in a rabbit-hutch,
and, provided he showed himself now and again to be worshipped, she
would be perfectly happy. The thought made Mr. Cardan feel strangely
guilty.
“When we’re married,” said Miss Elver suddenly, “shall we have some
children?”
Mr. Cardan smiled rather grimly. “The trouble about children,” he said,
“is that the bears might eat them. You can never be quite sure of bears.
Remember Elisha’s bears and those bad children.”
Miss Elver’s face became thoughtful. She walked on for a long time in
silence.
They came to the lake, lying placid and very bright under the pale
early-morning sky. At the sight of it Miss Elver clapped her hands with
pleasure; she forgot in an instant all her troubles. The fatal
incompatibility between bears and children ceased to preoccupy her.
“What lovely water!” she cried, and bending down she picked up a pebble
from the path and threw it into the lake.
But Mr. Cardan did not permit her to linger. “There’s no time to lose,”
he said, and taking her arm he hurried her on.
“Where are we going to?” asked Miss Elver.
He pointed to the village on the further shore of the lake. “From
there,” he said, “we’ll take some sort of cab or cart.”
The prospect of driving in a cart entirely reconciled Miss Elver to
parting at such short notice with the lake. “That’ll be lovely,” she
declared, and trotted on so fast that Mr. Cardan had to quicken his pace
in order to keep up with her.
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