Artists and patrons -- Fiction; Authors and readers -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Italy -- Fiction; Satire
While the little carriage was being made ready and the horse put in and
harnessed—hastelessly, as these things are always done in Italy, with
dignity and at leisure—Mr. Cardan went to visit the grocer’s brother.
Now that he had come so far it would be foolish to miss the opportunity
of seeing the treasure. The grocer’s brother was himself a grocer, and
so like his relative that Mr. Cardan could almost fancy it was Miss
Thriplow’s virtuous and simple friend from the hill-top to whom he was
now speaking in the plain. When Mr. Cardan explained his business the
man bowed, wreathed himself in smiles, laughed and blew acetylene into
his face just as his brother had done. He expatiated on the beauty and
the antiquity of his treasure, and when Mr. Cardan begged him to make
haste and show him the sculpture, he would not suffer himself to be
interrupted, but went on lyrically with his description, repeating the
same phrases again and again and gesticulating until he began to sweat.
At last, when he considered Mr. Cardan worked up to a due state of
preliminary enthusiasm, the grocer opened the door at the back of the
shop and mysteriously beckoned to his visitor to follow him. They walked
down a dark passage, through a kitchen full of tumbling children on whom
one had to be careful not to tread, across a little yard and into a
mouldering out-house. The grocer led the way, walking all the time on
tip-toe and speaking only in a whisper—for what reason Mr. Cardan could
not imagine, unless it was to impress him with the profound importance
of the affair and perhaps to suggest that the beauty and antiquity of
the work of art were such that it was only barefoot and in silence that
it should be approached.
“Wait there,” he whispered impressively, as they entered the out-house.
Mr. Cardan waited. The grocer tiptoed across to the further corner of
the shed. Mysteriously draped in sacking, something that might have been
an ambushed man stood motionless in the shadow. The grocer halted in
front of it and, standing a little to one side so as to give Mr. Cardan
an uninterrupted view of the marvel to be revealed, took hold of a
corner of the sacking and with a magnificent dramatic gesture whisked it
off.
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