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“She’s one of Nature’s Quakeresses,” Miss Thriplow declared. “If only
one could be born like that!” There had been a time, not so long ago,
when she had aspired to be one of Nature’s Guardswomen. “I never knew
that anything so good and dove-coloured existed outside of Academy
subject-pictures of 1880. You know: ‘A Pilgrim Mother on Board the
Mayflower,’ or something of that sort. It’s absurd in the Academy. But
it’s lovely in real life.”
Calamy agreed.
But the person who most genuinely liked Mrs. Chelifer was Grace Elver.
From the moment she set eyes on Mrs. Chelifer, Grace was her dog-like
attendant. And Mrs. Chelifer responded by practically adopting her for
the time being. When he learned the nature of her tastes and
occupations, Mr. Cardan explained her kindness to himself by the
hypothesis that poor Grace was the nearest thing to a stray dog or cat
that Mrs. Chelifer could find. Conversely, Grace’s love at first sight
must be due to the realisation by that cat-like mind that here was a
born protector and friend. In any case, he was exceedingly grateful to
Mrs. Chelifer for having made her appearance when she did. Her presence
in the house made easy what would otherwise have been a difficult
situation.
That Mrs. Aldwinkle would be impressed by the romantic story of Grace’s
abduction Mr. Cardan had always been certain. And when he told the
story, she _was_ impressed, though less profoundly than Mr. Cardan had
hoped; she was too much preoccupied with her own affairs to be able to
respond with her customary enthusiasm to what, at other times, would
have been an irresistible appeal. About her reception of the story,
then, Mr. Cardan had never entertained a doubt; he knew that she would
find it romantic. But that was no guarantee that she would like the
heroine of the story. From what he knew of her, which was a great deal,
Mr. Cardan felt sure that she would very quickly find poor Grace
exceedingly tiresome. He knew her lack of patience and her intolerance.
Grace would get on her nerves; Lilian would be unkind, and goodness only
knew what scenes might follow. Mr. Cardan had brought her to the palace
meaning to stay only a day or two and then take his leave, before Mrs.
Aldwinkle had had time to get poor Grace on her nerves. But the presence
of Mrs. Chelifer made him change his mind. Her affectionate protection
was a guarantee against Mrs. Aldwinkle’s impatience; more important
still, it had the best possible effect on Grace herself. In Mrs.
Chelifer’s presence she behaved quietly and sensibly, like a child doing
its best to make a good impression. Mrs. Chelifer, moreover, kept a
tenderly watchful eye on her appearance and her manners; kept her up to
the mark about washing her hands and brushing her hair, dropped a gentle
hint when she was not behaving as well as she ought to at table, and
checked her propensity to eat too much of the things she liked and not
enough of those she didn’t like. Mrs. Chelifer, it was obvious, had the
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