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This evening she felt no conscientious qualm. The garment was so lovely
that even Aunt Lilian, she felt sure, would have approved of it. It was
a work of art—a work of art that deserved that honourable title just as
richly as “O Moon, how calmly in the midnight sky”; perhaps even more
richly.
Irene folded up the unfinished masterpiece in rose, put it away, and
went on with her undressing. To-night, she decided, as she brushed her
hair, she would tell Aunt Lilian how right she had been about Hovenden.
That ought to please her. “How grateful I am,” she would say. And she’d
tell her how much she liked him—almost, almost in _that_ way. Not quite
yet. But soon; she felt somehow that it might happen soon. And it would
be the real thing. Real and solid. Not flimsy and fizzy and imaginary,
like the episodes with Peter and Jacques and the rest of them.
She put on her dressing-gown and walked down the long corridor to Mrs.
Aldwinkle’s room. Cardinal Alderano was left alone with his devils and
the obsequious angels, his nine naked Muses and the Eternal Father.
When Irene came in, Aunt Lilian was sitting in front of her
looking-glass, rubbing skin food into her face.
“It appears,” she said, looking at herself in the glass, critically, as
Irene had looked at her masterpiece of fine sewing, “that there’s such a
wonderful electric massage machine. I forget who told me about it.”
“Was it Lady Belfry?” Irene suggested. The image of Lady Belfry’s face
floated up before her mind’s eye—smooth, pink, round, youthful looking,
but with that factitious and terribly precarious youthfulness of beauty
scientifically preserved.
“Perhaps it was,” said Mrs. Aldwinkle. “I must certainly get one of
them. Write to Harrod’s about it to-morrow, will you, darling?”
Irene began the nightly brushing of her aunt’s hair. There was a long
silence. How should she begin about Hovenden? Irene was thinking. She
must begin in some way that would show how really and genuinely serious
it all was. She must begin in such a way that Aunt Lilian would have no
possible justification for taking up a playful tone about it. At all
costs, Aunt Lilian must not be allowed to talk to her in that well-known
and dreaded vein of bludgeoning banter; on no account must she be given
an opportunity for saying: “Did she think then that her silly old auntie
didn’t notice?” or anything of that kind. But to find the completely
fun-proof formula was not so easy. Irene searched for it long and
thoughtfully. She was not destined to find it. For Aunt Lilian, who had
also been thinking, suddenly broke the silence.
“I sometimes doubt,” she said, “whether he takes any interest in women
at all. Fundamentally, unconsciously, I believe he’s a homosexualist.”
“Perhaps,” said Irene gravely. She knew her Havelock Ellis.
For the next half hour Mrs. Aldwinkle and her niece discussed the
interesting possibility.
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