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In lulls between the merrymaking he remembered with shame
that he had not done his duty by his principles. It was to make up for
arrears in enthusiasm that he had cut short his grouse shooting to
accompany Mr. Falx to an International Labour Conference in Rome. The
conference was to be held towards the end of September; but Lord
Hovenden had sacrificed a month’s more shooting than was necessary by
suggesting that, before the conference, Mr. Falx and he should go to
stay for a few weeks with Mrs. Aldwinkle. “Come when you like and bring
whom you like.” Those were the words of Lilian’s invitation. He
telegraphed to Mrs. Aldwinkle to say that Mr. Falx needed a holiday and
that he proposed to bring him; Mrs. Aldwinkle replied that she would be
delighted to have him. There they were.
Mr. Falx paused for a moment before answering Mr. Cardan’s question. He
turned his bright dark eyes round the table as though collecting
everybody’s attention; then spoke in the penetrating, musical voice that
had stirred so many audiences to enthusiasm. “Twentieth-century rulers,”
he said, “respect the educated democracy too much to try to bamboozle it
and keep it falsely contented by mere shows. Democracies demand reason.”
“Oh, come,” protested Mr. Cardan. “What about Mr. Bryan’s agitation
against Evolution?”
“Moreover,” Mr. Falx went on, ignoring the point, “we in the twentieth
century have outgrown that sort of thing.”
“Perhaps we have,” said Mr. Cardan. “Though I can’t imagine how we
should have. Opinions change, of course, but the love of a show isn’t an
opinion. It’s founded on something deeper, something which has no
business to change.” Mr. Cardan shook his head. “It reminds me,” he went
on after a little pause, “of another, similarly deep-rooted change that
I can never account for: the change in our susceptibility to flattery.
It’s impossible to read any ancient moralist without finding copious
warnings against flatterers. ‘A flattering mouth worketh ruin’—it’s in
the Bible. And the reward of the flatterer is also specified there. ‘He
that speaketh flattery to his friends, even the eyes of his children
shall fail’—though one would have thought that the vicariousness of the
threatened punishment rendered it a little less formidable. But at any
rate, in ancient days the great and the prosperous seem to have been
fairly at the mercy of flatterers. And they laid it on so thick, they
did their job, from all accounts, so extremely coarsely! Can it be that
the educated plutocracy of those days was really taken in by that sort
of thing? It wouldn’t be now. The flattery would have to be a great deal
more subtle nowadays to produce the same effect. Moreover, I never find
in the works of the modern moralists any warnings against flatterers.
There’s been some sort of change; though how it has come about, I really
don’t quite know.”
“Perhaps there has been a moral progress,” suggested Mr. Falx.
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