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“Meanwhile,” Mr. Cardan continued, “the sad fact remains that I have
never succeeded in persuading anybody to become completely responsible
for me. True, I’ve eaten quintals of other people’s food, drunk
hectolitres of their liquor”—he raised his glass and looking over the
top of it at his hostess, emptied it to her health—“for which I’m
exceedingly grateful. But I’ve never contrived to live permanently at
their expense. Nor have they, for their part, shown the slightest sign
of wanting to take me for ever to themselves. Mine’s not the right sort
of character, alas. I’m not pathetic. I’ve never struck the ladies as
being particularly in need of maternal ministrations. Indeed, if I ever
had any success with them—I trust I may say so without fatuity—it was
due to my strength rather than to my feebleness. At sixty-six,
however....” He shook his head sadly. “And yet one doesn’t, by
compensation, become any the more pathetic.”
Mr. Falx, whose moral ideas were simple and orthodox, shook his head; he
didn’t like this sort of thing. Mr. Cardan, moreover, puzzled him.
“Well,” he pronounced, “all that I can say is this: when we’ve been in
power for a little there won’t be any parasites of Mr. Cardan’s kind for
the simple reason that there won’t be any parasites of any kind. They’ll
all be doing their bit.”
“Luckily,” said Mr. Cardan, helping himself again to the mixed fry, “I
shall be dead by that time. I couldn’t face the world after Mr. Falx’s
friends have dosed it with Keating’s and vermifuge. Ah, all you young
people,” he went on, turning to Miss Thriplow, “what a fearful mistake
you made, being born when you were!”
“I wouldn’t change,” said Miss Thriplow.
“Nor would I,” Calamy agreed.
“Nor I,” Mrs. Aldwinkle echoed, ardently associating herself with the
party of youth. She felt as young as they did. Younger indeed; for
having been young when the world was younger, she had the thoughts and
the feelings of a generation that had grown up placidly in sheltered
surroundings—or perhaps had not grown up at all. The circumstances which
had so violently and unnaturally matured her juniors had left her,
stiffened as she already was by time into a definite mould, unchanged.
Spiritually, they were older than she.
“I don’t see that it would be possible to live in a more exciting age,”
said Calamy. “The sense that everything’s perfectly provisional and
temporary—everything, from social institutions to what we’ve hitherto
regarded as the most sacred scientific truths—the feeling that nothing,
from the Treaty of Versailles to the rationally explicable universe, is
really safe, the intimate conviction that anything may happen, anything
may be discovered—another war, the artificial creation of life, the
proof of continued existence after death—why, it’s all infinitely
exhilarating.”
“And the possibility that everything may be destroyed?” questioned Mr.
Cardan.
“That’s exhilarating too,” Calamy answered, smiling.
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