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“Well, I’m inclined to think that it does make it possible,” said
Calamy. “There we must agree to differ. But even if it is impossible to
get at reality, the fact that reality exists and is manifestly very
different from what we ordinarily suppose it to be, surely throws some
light on this horrible death business. Certainly, as things seem to
happen, it’s as if the body did get hold of the soul and kill it. But
the real facts of the case may be entirely different. The body as we
know it is an invention of the mind. What is the reality on which the
abstracting, symbolising mind does its work of abstraction and
symbolism? It is possible that, at death, we may find out. And in any
case, what is death, _really_?”
“It’s a pity,” put in Chelifer, in his dry, clear, accurate voice, “it’s
a pity that the human mind didn’t do its job of invention a little
better while it was about it. We might, for example, have made our
symbolic abstraction of reality in such a way that it would be
unnecessary for a creative and possibly immortal soul to be troubled
with the haemorrhoids.”
Calamy laughed. “Incorrigible sentimentalist!”
“Sentimentalist?” echoed Chelifer, on a note of surprise.
“A sentimentalist inside out,” said Calamy, nodding affirmatively. “Such
wild romanticism as yours—I imagined it had been extinct since the
deposition of Louis-Philippe.”
Chelifer laughed good-humouredly. “Perhaps you’re right,” he said.
“Though I must say I myself should have handed out the prize for
sentimentality to those who regard what is commonly known as reality—the
Harrow Road, for example, or the Café de la Rotonde in Paris—as a mere
illusion, who run away from it and devote their time and energy to
occupations which Mr. Cardan sums up and symbolises in the word
omphaloskepsis. Aren’t they the soft-heads, the all-too-susceptible and
sentimental imbeciles?”
“On the contrary,” Calamy replied, “in point of historical fact they’ve
generally been men of the highest intelligence. Buddha, Jesus, Lao-tse,
Boehme, in spite of his wheels and compunctions, his salt and sulphur,
Swedenborg. And what about Sir Isaac Newton, who practically abandoned
mathematics for mysticism after he was thirty? Not that he was a
particularly good mystic; he wasn’t. But he tried to be; and it can’t be
said that he was remarkable for the softness of his head. No, it’s not
fools who turn mystics. It takes a certain amount of intelligence and
imagination to realise the extraordinary queerness and mysteriousness of
the world in which we live. The fools, the innumerable fools, take it
all for granted, skate about cheerfully on the surface and never think
of inquiring what’s underneath. They’re content with appearances, such
as your Harrow Road or Café de la Rotonde, call them realities and
proceed to abuse any one who takes an interest in what lies underneath
these superficial symbols, a romantic imbecile.”
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