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“She’d only be annoyed,” Mr. Cardan answered. “If Lilian has said that
it’s warm enough to sit out of doors, then it _is_ warm enough. We’ve
already proved ourselves fools by wanting to go indoors; if we brought
her a shawl, we should become something worse than fools: we should be
rude and impertinent, we should be giving her the lie. ‘My dear Lilian,’
we’d be as good as saying, ‘it isn’t warm. And when you say that it is,
you’re talking nonsense. So we have brought you your shawl.’ No, no,
Miss Mary. You must surely see yourself that it wouldn’t do.”
Miss Thriplow nodded. “How diplomatic!” she said. “You’re obviously
right. We’re all children compared to you, Mr. Cardan. Only so high,”
she added irrelevantly—but it was all in the childish part—reaching down
her hand to within a foot or two of the floor. Childishly she smiled at
him.
“Only _so_,” said Mr. Cardan ironically; and lifting his right hand to
the level of his eyes, he measured between his thumb and forefinger a
space of perhaps half an inch. With his winking eye he peeped at her
through the gap. “I’ve seen children,” he went on, “compared to whom
Miss Mary Thriplow would be....” He threw up his hands and let them fall
with a clap on to his thighs, leaving the sentence to conclude itself in
the pregnant silence.
Miss Thriplow resented this denial of her child-like simplicity. Of such
is the Kingdom of Heaven. But circumstances did not permit her to insist
on the fact too categorically in Mr. Cardan’s presence. The history of
their friendship was a little unfortunate. At their first meeting, Mr.
Cardan, summing her up at a glance (wrongly, Miss Thriplow insisted),
had taken her into a kind of cynical and diabolic confidence, treating
her as though she were a wholly “modern” and unprejudiced young woman,
one of those young women who not only _do_ what they like (which is
nothing; for the demurest and the most “old-fashioned” can and do act),
but who also airily and openly talk of their diversions. Inspired by her
desire to please, and carried away by her facility for adapting herself
to her spiritual environment, Miss Thriplow had gaily entered into the
part assigned to her. How brilliant she had been, how charmingly and
wickedly daring! until finally, twinkling benevolently all the time, Mr.
Cardan had led the conversation along such strange and such outrageous
paths that Miss Thriplow began to fear that she had put herself in a
false position. Goodness only knew what mightn’t, with such a man,
happen next. By imperceptible degrees Miss Thriplow transformed herself
from a salamander, sporting gaily among the flames, into a primrose by
the river’s brim. Henceforward, whenever she talked to Mr. Cardan, the
serious young female novelist—so cultured and intelligent, but so
unspoiled—put in an appearance. For his part, with that tact which
distinguished him in all his social negotiations, Mr. Cardan accepted
the female novelist without showing the least astonishment at the
change.
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