Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Whut you mean,” he demanded, “per-vokin' Mistah Crumbaugh twell he's
jes' about to lose his temper? Ef yore presence yere irritates him, w'y
don't you go on 'way, lak a gen'leman?... Lis'en to dat! Don't you see
you's 'bout to break up de programme?” From the rows of seats nearest
them came indignant Sh-h-hs! Jeff's popped eyes, glaring about him, read
in all visible looks only intense disapproval of him. It was not healthy
to hold Smooth Crumbaugh responsible for the interruption; but poor Jeff
stood in quite a different attitude with the assemblage.
He shrank away, pawing out behind him with both hands for the door.
Partly mollified, but still growling, Smooth started to return to his
seat, all in his way making a clear path for him. Jeff vanished through
the opening like a scared chipmunk.
The Reverend Grasty had not been discommoded by the disturbance in the
rear. He was getting louder every minute. So was Sister Shackleford.
Outside on the landing, Jeff breathed again and paused to master a
trembling tendency as regards his legs, at the same time telling himself
he had not wanted to stay through their old watch party anyhow. It was
a lie; but he kept on telling it to himself over and over again until
he almost believed it. With a bitter smile, reflective of the intense
bitterness in his heart, he looked backward at the blank panels of the
door and reflected that, barring one fascinating exception, he didn't
have a real friend in all that multitude.
Why, if they really wanted to put somebody out, hadn't they clubbed
in and put that tough Smooth Crumbaugh out? Why hadn't twenty-five or
thirty of them formed a volunteer committee on good order and removed
Smooth by force? He would have been glad to enroll as a member of that
committee--as the thirtieth member and in an advisory capacity purely.
Oh, well, what was the use of hanging round a place where true gentility
was neither recognised nor appreciated? These here Supreme Kings
couldn't possibly last much longer, anyway--running things the way they
did. He might as well go on about his business. Reluctantly, making
compromise with his outraged dignity at every step, and rent between
a hankering to linger on and a conviction that if he did linger a most
evil thing surely would befall him, Jeff limped in his creaking new
shoes down the empty stairs, descending yard by yard into a Slough of
Despond.
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