Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Oh, my pore lost brother, sunken in de cold waters.” She quavered in a
fine camp-meeting tremolo. “Oh, my pore onworthy brother, whut we gwine
do 'bout you now?”
Fervently deep amens began to arise from other quarters, punctuating
the laments of Sister Rosalie and the louder outpourings of the Reverend
Grasty. The memorial service was turning out to be the high point of the
watch party.
In spite of personal distractions, Jeff was carried away by the dramatic
intensity of the scene. Forgetting momentarily his own trouble, he
shoved forward, the better to see and hear. A menacing growl in his off
ear brought him back to earth with a jolt. It was the dread voice of
Smooth Crumbaugh, speaking from a distance not of yards but of inches.
And now, as Jeff turned his head, Smooth's outjutted underlip was almost
brushing the tip of his nose.
“Thought I tole you to git plum' outen dis hall!” quoth Smooth; and
his voice, more than before, was freighted with the menace of dire
catastrophe, imminent and impending.
Jeff didn't dare reply in regular words. He muttered unintelligible
sounds beneath his breath, seeking the while to draw away.
“Quit mumblin'!” ordered Smooth. “You's liable to mumble up somethin'
I don't keer to heah, an' den I'll tek an' jes' natchelly mek a set of
nigger shoestrings outen you. B'lieve I'll do hit anyway--right now!”
One of his hands--the left one--closed en-twiningly in Jeff's coat
collar. His right stole back toward his hip pocket--the pocket wherein
Smooth was reputed to carry his razor. Jeff felt dark wings fanning his
clammy brow.
“Speak up an' say whut you got to say whilst you is got de breath to say
hit,” said the bad man.
“I--I wus jes' fixin' to go, Smoothy,” his voice squeaked.
“Naw, you wuzn't. Ain't I been watchin' you, hangin' round back yere
whar you thought I couldn't see you. Now den----”
A uniformed and helmeted form bulged in between them, breaking Smooth's
hold on Jeff. The disturbance had drawn the Most High Grand Outer
Guardian away from his post at the door.
“Yere! Dat'll be 'bout all!” stated this functionary in a voice of
authority. “Go on outside, you two, ef you wants to argify wid one nurr.
Dis ain't no place to be 'sputin'.” He gave a violent start of
surprise and his voice trailed off to nothingness. Until now he had not
recognised Jeff's adversary.
“Who you talkin' to, Mistah Monkey Clothes?”
Smooth swung on the officer, ready in his present state of feeling
to carve up one or a dozen. An ingratiating smile split the nervous
countenance of the Most High Grand Outer Guardian. Than to be flirting
with disaster nothing was farther from his desires.
“Scuse me, Mistah Crumbaugh. I didn't know 'twuz you. I begs yore
pardon!” he stated hastily. “Please, ef you don't mind, I'll settle dis
matter fur you.”
He swung round on Jeff, who was making himself smaller by the second.
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