Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Wait a minute, Shacky--jes' wait a minute! I got a better scheme 'n
whut dat one is. 'Sides, you couldn't git past de do'--whole place up
dere is jest jammed an' blocked off wid people. Come on now wid me.
We'll go in by de back way, whar de stepses ain't so steep ez dey is
round yere in front. You an' me'll go up dat way, tippytoe, so ez not to
mek no noise; and we'll wait in dat little hall behine de flatform--you
knows de hall I means--de one whar dey perpares de candidates fur
'nitiation?”
Red Hoss nodded.
“I knows it full well. Been dere oncet. And den whut?” he inquired.
“Den we'll wait twell dey turns de lights out; dey's aimin' to turn 'em
out in a mighty few minutes to welcome in de New Yeah in de darkness.
An' jes' w'en dey does dat I'll open de do', an' you step out on de
flatform an' say: 'Heah I is!' At dat I'll switch on de lights right
quick; an' den--don't you see?--you'll be standin' right dere in full
view, up on de flatform, whar you kin tell dat preacher whut you thinks
of him.”
“I ain't 'lowin' to tell him nothin'--I 'low to jes' haul off an' bust
him one, an' peel his nappy haid fur him!” avowed Red Hoss.
“Suit yo'se'f about dat,” conceded Jeff; “but how do de res' of de plan
seem to strike you?”
“You's my friend--seem lak you's de onlies' friend whut I got lef in
de world,” stated Red Hoss. “An' so I does lak you says--up to a suttin
point; but frum den on I's gwine cut loose an' be rough. Come on, Jeff!
Show me de way! Dat's all I axes you--jes' show me de way!”
“Hole still a minute--we got time yit to spare,” counselled Jeff; on top
of his first inspiration a second one had burgeoned forth. “Fust off,
lemme wipe de rain an' de cinders offen you--yore face is powerful
dirty.”
Obediently Red Hoss offered his features for renovation. From his pocket
Jeff hauled out a handkerchief; hauled something else out, too--only Red
Hoss didn't see that. He made pretense of wrapping a forefinger in the
handkerchief; but it was not a finger tip that carefully encircled both
of Red Hoss' blinking eyes, pressing firmly against the moist black
flesh, and then outlined his nose and passed in rings round his mouth,
above the upper lip and below the lower one.
“Hole up!” protested Red Hoss. “You's rubbin' too hard. Yore finger nail
hurts me.”
“Stay still!” urged Jeff. “I's 'most th'ough.” Craftily, with a fresh
match, he touched the outer and the inner corners of Red Hoss' eyes and
the lobes of his ears; and then he drew off, almost appalled himself by
the ghastliness of his own handicraft, as revealed in the dark.
“Come along, Red Hoss. An' don't furgit whut you's goin' to say w'en I
opens de hall do' fur you.”
“Ain't furgittin' nothin',” promised Red Hoss.
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