Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Their two figures, closely interwoven--one steering and supporting; the
other being steered and being supported--passed in the murk round the
back corner of Odd Fellows' Hall, to bring up at the foot of a flight of
rough wooden stairs, built on against the wall for added protection and
as an added means of exit from the upper floor in case of fire, fight or
flight. Here the hardest part of Jeff's job began. He had to boost Red
Hoss up, step by step.
Above, the most successful watch party ever conducted under the auspices
of the Supreme Kings of the Universe had progressed almost to its
apogee. It was now six minutes before the hour when, according to no
less an authority than the late Bard of Avon, churchyards yawn and
graves give up their sheeted dead. The principal orator, with his high
collar quite wilted down and his face, behind his spectacles, slick and
shiny with sweat, reached his conclusion, following a burst of eloquence
so powerful that his hearers almost could hear the Tophet fires
crackling beneath their tingling feet.
“An' now, my dearly beloved sistern an' brethem,” he proclaimed, in a
short peroration to his longer one--“an' now I commands you to think on
the fix this pore transgressor must be in at this very minute, cut off
ez he wuz in the midst of his sins an' his shortcomin'ses. Think on
yore own sins an' yore own shortcomin'ses. Think, an' think hard! Think,
an' think copious!”
His voice swung downward to the more subdued cadence of the
semiconversational tone: “The hour of midnight is 'most at hand. In
acco'dance wid the programme I shell now turn off the lights, an' this
gatherin' will set in the solemn communion of darkness fur five minutes,
till the New Yeah comes.”
He stepped three paces backward and turned a plug set in the wall close
to the door jam. All over the hall the bulbs winked out. Nothing was to
be seen, and for a few seconds nothing was heard except the sound of the
minister's shuffling movements as he felt his way back to his place at
the front of the platform, and, below him, in the body of the hall, the
nervous rustle of many swaying bodies and of twice as many scuffling
feet.
On the far side of the closed rear door crouched Jeff, breathless from
his recent exertions, panting whispered admonitions in the ear of his
co-conspirator. Red Hoss was impatient to lunge forward. He wanted
to surge in right now. But Jeff held fast to him. Jeff could sense a
psychological moment, even if he could not pronounce one.
“Wait jes' one secont mo'--please, Red Hoss!” he entreated. “Wait twell
I opens dis yere do' fur you. Den you bulge right in an' speak up de
words 'Here I is!' loud an' clear. You won't furgit'dat part, will you?”
“'On't furgit nothin'!” muttered Red Hoss. “Jes' watch my smoke--dat's
all!”
With his ear against a thin panel, Jeff listened; listened--and smiled.
Through the barrier he heard the preacher's voice saying:
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