Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“And Colonel Noble had fetched his flag up and was wavin' it with both
hands; and old Doctor Hendrickson, the Presbyterian preacher, had made a
prayer--a heap shorter one than whut he ginerally made--and had yanked
a little pocket Testament out frum under his coattails fur the boys to
take the oath on. And in less'n no time Heck Dallas was back down in the
crowd, in considerable danger of being trampled to death in the rush of
young fellers to git up there and sign their names to the roll.”
Doctor Lake slid off the log and stood up, with his black hat crumpled
in one gnarled old hand. In the emotion of the moment he forgot his
grammar: “You remember, Billy--don't you?--how you and me and Peter J.
Galloway and little Gil Nicholas went up together to sign?”
“I ain't exactly liable to furgit it, ever,” said Judge Priest. “That
was the night I jest natchelly walked off and left my little law office
flat on its back. I'd been advertisin' myself to practise law fur about
a year, but whut I'd mainly practised up to that time was economy--that
and checkers and old sledge, to help pass away the time. No, suh;
I didn't leave no clients behind me, clamourin' fur my professional
services. Clients were something I'd heared a lot of talk about, but
hadn't met face to face. All I had to do when I quit was jest to put out
the fire and shut the door, and come on away.”
“And the last one of all to sign that night was Herman Felsburg,” stated
Doctor Lake, as though desirous of rounding out a recital.
“Yes--that's right too, Lew,” agreed the old Judge. “Herman was the very
last one. I remember how some of the crowd begun snickerin' when
he come stumpin' up on them crooketty little laigs of hisn; but the
snickerin' died out when Meriwether Grider grabbed Herman's hand and
shook it, and Doctor Hendrickson held out the Book fur him to swear on
it to be true and faithful to the cause of the Southern Confederacy. A
person don't snicker so very well that's got a lump in his throat at the
moment.
“You see, son, Herman was a kind of town joke them days,” stated
Judge Priest, again digressing for my benefit. “There weren't many
furreign-born people in this section back yonder in Sixty-one. Ef a
feller come along that was frum Greece or Italy or Spain, or somewheres
else down that way, we jest called him a Dago, dry-so--and let it go at
that. But ef he hailed from Germany or Holland or Russia, or anywhere in
Northern Europe, he was a Dutchman to us.
“There were just two exceptions to the rule: An Irishman was an
Irishman, of course; and a Jew was a Jew. We had a few Irish families
in town, like the Galloways and the Hallorans; and there was one Jewish
family livin' here--the Liebers; but they'd all been born in this
country and didn't speak nothin' but English, and, exceptin' that old
man Lieber used to close up his hide-and-pelt store of a Sad'day, instid
of Sunday, it never occurred to anybody that the Liebers practised a
different religion frum the run of folks.
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