Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Herman had been here about a year, off and on. He didn't seem to know
nobody, and he didn't have any friends. He wasn't more'n nineteen years
old--or maybe twenty; and he was shy and awkward and homely. He used to
go out through the county with a pack on his back, sellin' gimcracks
to country people. He could make change all right--I reckin he jest
natchelly inherited that ez a gift--and he was smart enough at drivin'
a bargain; but somehow it seemed like he jest couldn't learn to talk
English, or to understand it, neither, exceptin' when the subject was
business. Understand, that was thirty-odd years back; but sometimes,
even now, when old Herman gits excited, you'd think, to hear him, that
he didn't know much English yit. His language matches the shape of his
laigs then.”
I nodded understanding, Mr. Felsburg's conversational eccentricities
being a constant fount of material for the town humourists of my own
generation. The Judge went on: “Well, anyway, he signed up that night,
along with all the rest of us. And after that, fur a few days, so many
things was happenin' that I sort of forgot about him; and I reckin
nearly everybody else did too. It seemed like the whole town sort of
went crazy fur a spell, whut with the first company, which was our
company, electin' its officers, and the County Battery formin', and
a troop of cavalry organisin', and the older men enrollin' fur home
defence, and a lot of big-moth fellers standin' round on street comers
lowin as how it was goin' to be only a ninety-day picnic, anyway, and
that any Southern man could whip five Yankees--and so forth and so on.
“And then we'd go home at night and find our mothers and sisters settin'
round a coal-oil lamp, makin' our new grey uniforms, and sewin' a tear
in with every stitch. And every feller's sweetheart was makin' him a
silk sash to wear round his waist. I could git a sash round my waist
then, but I s'pose if I felt called on to wear one now I'd have to hire
old man Dillon, the mattress maker, to make one fur me out of a roll of
bedtickin.” And the speaker glanced downward toward the bulge of his
girth.
“My mother kept telling me that it would kill her for me to go--and that
she'd kill me if I didn't go,” interpolated Doctor Lake.
“I reckin no set of men on this earth ever went out to fight with the
right sort of spirit in 'em onless their womenfolk stood behind 'em,
biddin' 'em to go,” said the old Judge. “That's the way it was with us,
anyway--I know that much. Well then, right on top of everything else,
along come the big ball they gave us at the Richland House the night
before we left fur Camp Boone to be mustered in, regular fashion. There
wasn't any absentees there that night--not a single solitary one. They'd
'a' had to tie me hand and foot to keep me frum comin' there to show off
my new grey suit and my red-striped sash and all my brass buttons.
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