Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Fur oncet, social lines didn't count. That night the best families
mixed with all the other families that was mebbe jest as good, but
didn't know it. Peter Galloway's old daddy drove a dray down on the
levee and his mother took in washin', but before the ball broke up I
seen old Mrs. Galloway with both her arms round Mrs. Governor Trimble,
and Mrs. Governor Trimble had her arms round Mrs. Galloway, and both of
'em cryin' together, the way women like to do. The Trimbles were sending
three sons; but old Mrs. Galloway was givin' up Peter, and he was all
the boy she had.
“We danced till purty near sunup, stoppin' only oncet, and then jest
long enough fur 'em to present Captain Meriwether Grider with his new
gold-mounted sword. You remember, Lew, we buried that sword in the same
coffin with him fifteen years later?
“About four o'clock in the mornin', when the first of the daylight was
beginnin' to leak in at the winders, the nigger string band in the corner
struck up Home, Sweet Home! We took partners, but that was one dance
which never was finished.
“All of a sudden that sassy little red-headed Janie Thornbury stopped
dead-still out in the middle of the floor, and she flung both arms
round the neck of Garrett Hinton, that she was engaged to marry, but
didn't--on account of her marryin' somebody else while Garry was off
soldierin'--and, before everybody, she kissed him right smack on the
mouth!
“And then, in less'n no time at all, every feller in the company had his
arms round his sweetheart or his sister, or mebbe his mother, and kisses
were goin' off all over that old ball room like paper bags a-bustin'.
I fergit now-who 'twas I kissed; but, to the best of my recollection, I
jest browsed round and done quite a passel of promiscuous kissin'.”
“I'll never forget the one I kissed!” broke in Doctor Lake. “With the
exception of the ensuing four years, I've been kissing the same girl
ever since. She hefts a little more than she did then--those times you
could mighty near lock a gold bracelet round her waist, and many's the
time I spanned it with my two hands--and she's considerably older; but
her kisses still taste mighty sweet to me!”
“Go 'way, Lew Lake!” protested Judge Priest gallantly. “Miss Mamie
Ellen is jest ez young ez ever she was; and she's sweeter, too, because
there's more of her to be sweet. I drink to her!”
Two tin cups rose in swinging circles; and I knew these old men were
toasting a certain matron of my acquaintance who weighed two hundred
and fifty if she weighed a pound, and had white hair and sizable
grandchildren.
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