Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
From his flat flask the old Judge toned up the contents of their julep
cups. Then, with pauses, during which he took delicate but prolonged
sips, he spoke on in the rambling, contemplative fashion that was as
much a part of him as his trick of ungrammatical speech or his high bald
forehead was, or his wagging white chin-beard:
“Well, purty soon after that we were all down yonder at old Camp Boone,
and chiefly engaged, in our leisure hours--which we had blamed few
leisure hours, at that--in figurin' out the difference between talkin'
about soldierin' and braggin' about it, and actually doin' of it. There
wasn't no more dancin' of quadrilles with purty girls then. We done our
grand right-and-left with knapsacks on our backs and blisters on our
feet. Many and many a feller that had signed up to be a hero made the
distressin' discovery what he'd really j'ined on to.
“All this time little old Herman was doin' his share like a major. Long
before he could make out the words of command, he'd picked up the manual
of arms, jest frum watchin' the others in the same awkward squad with
him. He was peart enough that-a-way. Where he was slow was learnin' how
to talk' so ez you could make out whut he was aimin' to say. It seemed
like that was the only slow thing about him.
“Natchelly the boys poked a heap of fun at him. They kept prankin' with
him constantly. But he taken it all in good part and grinned back at
'em, and never seemed to lose his holt on his temper. You jest couldn't
help likin' him--only he did cut such funny mon-keyshines with the
Queen's English when he tried to talk!
“Because he was so good-natured, some of the boys took it into their
heads, I reckin, that he didn't have no real grit; or mebbe they thought
he wasn't spunky because he was a Jew. That's a delusion which a good
many suffer frum that don't know his race.
“I remember one night, about three weeks or a month after we went into
camp, Herman was put on post. The sergeant mighty near lost his mind,
and did lose his disposition, drillin' the countersign and the password
into Herman's skull. So a couple of boys out of the Calloway County
company--they called themselves the Blood River Tigers, and were a purty
wild and devilish lot of young colts ginerally--they took it into their
heads that after it got good and dark they'd slip down to the lines and
sneak up on Herman, unbeknownst to him, and give him a good skeer,
and mebbe take his piece away from him--sort of play hoss with him,
ginerally. So, 'long about 'leven o'clock they set out to do so.”
He paused and looked at Doctor Lake, grinning. I couldn't hold in.
“What happened?” I asked.
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