Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Oh, nothin' much,” said Judge Priest--“exceptin' that presently
there was a loud report and consider'ble many loud cries; and when
the corporal of the guard got there with a squad, one of them Calloway
County boys was layin' on the ground with a hole through his right
shoulder, and the other was layin' alongside of him right smartly
clubbed up with the butt end of a rifle. And Herman was standin' over
'em, jabberin' in German--he'd forgot whut little English he knowed. But
you could tell frum the way he carried on that he was jest double-dog
darin' 'em to move an inch. I don't believe in my whole life I ever seen
two fellers that looked so out of the notion of playin' practical jokes
as them two Blood River Tigers did. They were plumb sick of Herman,
too--you could tell that frum a mere glance at 'em ez we toted 'em in
and sent for the surgeon to patch 'em up.
“So, after that, the desire to prank with Private Felsburg when he was
on duty sort of languished away. Then, when Herman took down sick with
camp measles, and laid there day after day in the hospital tent under
an old ragged bedquilt, mighty sick, but never complainin'--only jest
grinnin' his gratitude when anybody done a kind turn fur him--we knowed
he was gritty in more ways than one. And there wasn't a man in Company
B but whut would have fit any feller that ever tried ag'in to impose on
him.
“He was sick a good while. He was up and round ag'in, though, in time to
do his sheer in the first fight we were in--which was at Belmont, over
acrost the Mississippi River frum Columbus--in the fall o' that year. I
seem to recall that, ez we went into action and got into fire, a strange
pair of laigs took to tremblin' mightily inside the pair of pants I was
wearin' at the time; and most of my vital organs moved up into my throat
and interfered some with my breathin'.
“In fact I made a number of very interestin' discoveries in the openin'
stages of that there fight. One was that I wasn't never goin' to be
entirely reconciled to the idea of bein' killed on the field of battle;
and another was that, though I loved my native land and would die fur
her if necessary--only hopin' it wouldn't be necessary to go so fur ez
all that--still, ef I lived to git out of this particular war I wasn't
goin' to love another native land ez long ez I lived.”
“Shucks, William!” snorted Doctor Lake. “Try that on somebody else, but
don't try to come such stuff on me. Why, I was right alongside of you
when we went into that charge, and you never faltered!”
“Lew,” stated Judge Priest, “you might ez well know the truth. I've been
waitin' fur nearly forty years to make this confession. The fact of the
matter was, I was so skeered I didn't dare to stop goin' ahead. I knowed
ef ever I did slow up, and give myself a chance to think, I'd never quit
runnin' the other way until I was out in the Gulf of Mexico, swimmin'.
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