Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“So I got up and follered him. He led me off into a little thicket-like
and we set down side by side on a log, same ez we three are set-tin'
here now. There was a full moon that night, ridin' high, and no clouds
in the sky; and even there in the shadders everythin' was purty nigh ez
bright ez day.
“'Well, old hoss,' I says, 'whut seems to be on your mind?'
“I ain't goin' to try very hard to imitate his accent--you-all kin
imagine it fur yourselves. 'And he says to me he's feared he's made a
big mistake.'
“'Whut kind of a mistake?' I says.
“'Ven I j'ined dis army,' he says--or words to that effect.
“'How so?' I says.
“And then he starts in to tell me, talkin' ez fast ez his tongue kin
wag, and makin' gestures with both his hands, like a boy tryin' to learn
to swim dog-fashion. And after a little, by piecin' together ez much of
his talk ez I kin ketch, I begin to make out whut he's drivin' at; and
the shock is so great I come mighty near failin' right smack off that
log backward.
“Here's the way the thing stands with him: That night at the old market
house, when the company is bein' formed, he happens along and sees a
crowd, and drops in to find out, ef he kin, whut's afoot. Presently he
makes out that there's a war startin' up ag'inst somebody or other, and,
sence he's made up his mind he's goin' to live in America always and
make it his country, he decides it's his bounden duty to fight fur his
country. So he jest up and signs, along with the rest of us.
“Of course from that time on he hears a lot of talk about the Yankee
invader and the Northern vandal; but he figgers it that the enemy
comes frum somewhere 'way up North--Canada or Greenland, or the Arctic
regions, or the North Pole, or some of them other furreign districts up
in that gineral vicinity. And not fur a minute--not till he talked with
the big Dutch prisoner that day--had it ever dawned on him fur a single
minute that a Yankee mout possibly be an American, too.
“When he stops I sets and looks at him a minute, takin' it all in; and
he looks back. Finally I says:
“'And so you went and enlisted, thinkin' you was goin' to fight fur the
United States of America, and you're jest findin' out now that all these
weeks you've been organism' yourself to fight ag'inst her? Is that it?'
“And he says, 'Yes, that's it.' And I says: 'Well, I wisht I might
be dam'!' And he says, well, he wishes he might be dam' too, or in
substance expresses sech a sentiment. And fur another spell we two
merely continues to set there lookin' one another in the face.
“After a little I asts him whut he's aimin' to do about it; and he says
he ain't decided yit in his own mind. And then I says:
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