Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“And yit another thing I found out that day was that the feller back
home who told me one Southerner could whip five Yankees, single-handed,
made a triflin' error in his calculations; or else the Yankees he had
in mind when he uttered the said remark was a different breed frum
the bunch we tackled that day in the backskirts of the thrivin' little
community of Belmont, Missoury. But the most important thing of all the
things I discovered was about Herman Felsburg--only that come later.
“In the early stages of that little battle the Federals sort of shoved
us back a few pegs; but about three o'clock in the evenin' the tide
swung the other way, and shortly thereafter their commandin' general
remembered some pressin' business back in Cairo, Illinois, that needed
attendin' to right away, and he started back there to do so, takin' whut
was left of his army along with him. So we claimed it ez a victory for
us, which it was.
“Along toward dusk, when the fightin' had died down, our company was
layin' alongside a country road jest outside the town, purty well
tuckered out, and cut up some. We were all tellin' each other how brave
we'd been, when along down the road toward us come a file of prisoners,
under guard, lookin' mighty forlorn and low-sperrited. They was the
first prisoners any of us had ever seen; so we jumped up from where
we was stretched out and crowded up round 'em, pokin' fun at 'em. The
guards halted 'em to let 'em rest and we had a good chance to exchange
the compliments of the season with 'em. Eight in the front rank of the
blue-bellies was one big furreign-lookin' feller, with no hat on, and
a head of light yaller hair. He ripped out somethin' in German--a cuss
word, I take it. Doubtless he was tellin' us to go plum' to hell. Well,
suh, at that, Herman jumped like he'd been stung by one of these here
yaller jackets. I reckin he was homesick, anyway, fur the sound of his
own language.
“He walked over and begun jabberin' in Dutch with the big sandy-haired
Yank, and the Yank jabbered back; and they talked together mighty
industrious until the prisoners moved on--about fifteen minutes, I
should say, offhanded. And ez we went back to lay down ag'in I took
notice that Herman had the funniest look on his face that ever I seen on
almost any human face. And he kept scratchin' his head, like there was
somethin' on his mind, troublin' him, that he jest simply couldn't
make out noway. But he didn't say nothin' to nobody then--jest kept on
scratchin' and studyin'.
“In fact, he held in till nearly ten o'clock that night. We made camp
right there on the edge of the battleground. I was fixin' to turn in
when Herman got up frum where he'd been squattin', over by a log fire,
lookin' in the flames; and he come over to me and teched me on the
shoulder. “'Pilly Briest,' he says in that curious way of hisn, 'I should
like to speak mit you. Please, you gecomin' mit me.'
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