Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“I ain't sure yit whut it was--it mout a-been the first sight of the
foeman he'd fit ag'inst so long that riled him or it mout a-been merely
a sort of sneakin' desire to make out like he purposed to hold off to
the very last and then be won over by sweet blandishments--but jest ez
we reached the river, a big feller hailin' frum down in Bland County rid
up in front of Billy Priest and he says he wants to ast him a question.
“'Fire away,' says Billy.
“'Bill Priest,' says the Bland County feller, 'I take it to be your
intention to go back into the once't free but now conquered state of
Texas?'
“'Well, pardner,' says Billy in that whiny way of his'n, 'you certainly
are a slow one when it comes to pickin' up current gossip ez it flits to
and fro about the neighbourhood. Why do you s'pose we've all been
ridin' hell-fur-leather in this direction endurin' of the past few days
onlessen it was with that identical notion in mind?'
“'Never mind that now,' says the other feller. 'Circumstances alter
cases. Don't you see that there camp over yonder is a camp of Yankee
soldiers?'
“'Ef my suspicions are correct that's jest whut it is,' says Billy very
politely. 'Whut of it?'
“'Well,' says the other feller, 'did it ever occur to you that ef we
cross here them Yankees will call on us to lay down the arms which we've
toted so long? Did it ever occur to you that mebbe they'd even expect us
to take their dam' oath of allegiance?'
“'Yes,' says Billy Priest, 'sence you bring up the subject, it had
occurred to me that they mout do jest that. And likewise it has also
occurred to me that when them formalities are concluded they mout extend
the hospitalities of the occasion by invitin' us to set down with them
to a meal of real human vittles. Why,' he says, 'I ain't tasted a cup of
genuwyne coffee in so long that----!'
“The other feller breaks in on him before Billy can git done with whut
he's sayin'.
“'And you,' he says, sort of sneerful and insinuatin', 'you, here only
some three or four months back was a ring-leader and a head-devil in
formin' this here expedition. You was goin' round makin' your brags
that you'd be the last one to surrender--you! And we've been callin' you
Fightin' Billy! Fightin' Billy? Hell's fire!'
“Billy rammed his heels in his hoss's flanks and shoved over, only
reinin' up when he was touchin' laigs with the Bland County feller. A
shiny little blue light come into his eyes and the veins in his neck all
swelled out.
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