Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Well,” stated Judge Priest, “it ain't been exactly whut you'd call
chilly up the river, neither. The present thaw appears to be gineral
throughout this section of the country.” He waved a plump arm in
farewell and slowly departed from view beyond the side wail of the
boat-store.
“Looks like Judge Priest manages to take on a little more flesh every
year he lives,” said the Sergeant, who was himself no lightweight,
addressing the remark in my direction. “You wouldn't scursely think it
to see him waddlin' 'long, a to tin' all that meat on his bones; but
once't upon a time he was mighty near ez slim ez his own ramrod and was
commonly known ez little Fightin' Billy. You wouldn't, now, would you?”
The question I disregarded. It was the disclosure he had bared which
appealed to my imagination and fired my curiosity. I said: “Mr. Bagby, I
never knew anybody ever called Judge Priest that?”
“No, you natchelly wouldn't,” said the Sergeant--“not onless you'd mebbe
overheared some of us old fellers talkin' amongst ourselves sometimes,
with no outsiders present. It wouldn't hardly be proper, ever'thing
considered, to be referrin' in public to the presidin' judge of the
first judicial district of the State of Kintucky by sech a name ez that.
Besides which, he ain't little any more. And then, there's still another
reason.”
“How did they ever come to call him that in the first place?” I asked.
“Well, young man, it makes quite a tale,” said the Sergeant. With an
effort he hauled out his big silver watch, looked at its face, and then
wedged it back into a hidden recess under one of the overlapping creases
of his waistband.
“He acquired that there title at Shiloh, in the State of Tennessee, and
by his own request he parted from it some three years and four months
later on the banks of the Rio Grande River, in the Republic of Mexico,
I bein' present in pusson on both occasions. But ef you've got time to
listen I reckin I've got jest about the time to tell it to you.”
“Yes, sir--if you please.” With eagerness, I hitched my cane-bottomed
chair along the porch floor to be nearer him. And then as he seemed not
to have heard my assent, I undertook to prompt him. “Er--what were you
and Judge Priest doing down in Mexico, Mr. Bagby?”
“Tryin' to git out of the United States of America fur one thing.” A
little grin, almost a shamefaced grin, I thought, broke his round moist
face up into fat wrinkles. He puckered his eyes in thought, looking out
across the languid tawny river toward the green towhead in midstream
and the cottonwoods on the far bank, a mile and more away. “But I don't
marvel much that you never heared the full circumstances before. Our
bein' down in Mexico together that time is a fact we never advertised
'round for common consumption--neither one of us.”
He withdrew his squinted gaze from the hot vista of shores and water and
swung his body about to face me, thereafter punctuating his narrative
with a blunted forefinger.
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