Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“As a regular sure-nuff soldier!” I asked, still in doubt.
“Ez a reg'lar sure-nuff soldier.”
I considered for a moment.
“Why, he's Jewish, ain't he, Judge?” I asked next.
“So fur as my best information and belief go, he's practically
exclusively all Jewish,” said Judge Priest with a little chuckle.
“But I didn't think Jewish gentlemen ever did any fighting, Judge?”
I imagine that bewilderment was in my tone, for my juvenile education
was undergoing enlargement by leaps and bounds.
“Didn't you?” he said. “Well, boy, you go to Sunday school, don't you?”
“Oh, yes, sir--every Sunday--nearly.”
“Well, didn't you ever hear tell at Sunday school of a little feller
named David that taken a rock-sling and killed a big giant named
Goliath?”
“Yes, sir; but----”
“Well, that there little feller David was a Jew.”
“I know, sir; but--but that was so long ago!”
“It was quite a spell back, and that's a fact,” agreed Judge Priest.
“Even so, I reckin human nature continues to keep right on bein' human
nature. You'll be findin' that out, son, when you git a little further
along in years. They learnt you about Samson, too, didn't they--at that
there Sunday school?”
I am quite sure I must have shown enthusiasm along here. At that period
Samson was, with me, a favourite character in history. By reason of his
recorded performances he held rank in my estimation with Israel Putnam
and General N. B. Forrest.
“Aha!” continued the Judge. “Old Man Samson was right smart of a
fighter, takin' one thing with another, wasn't he? Remember hearin'
about that time when he taken the jawbone of an ass and killed up I
don't know how many of them old Philistines?”
“Oh, yes, sir. And then that other time when they cut off his hair short
and put him in jail, and after it grew out again he pulled the temple
right smack down and killed everybody!”
“It strikes me I did hear somebody speakin' of that circumstance too. I
expect it must have created a right smart talk round the neighbourhood.”
I can hear the old Judge saying this, and I can see--across the
years--the quizzical little wrinkles bunching at the corners of his
eyes.
He sat a minute looking down at me and smiling.
“Samson was much of a man--and he was a Jew.”
“Was he?” I was shocked in a new place.
“That's jest exactly what he was. And there was a man oncet named
Judas--not the Judas you've heared about, but a feller with the full
name of Judas Maccabæus; and he was such a pert hand at fightin' they
called him the Hammer of the Jews. Judgin' by whut I've been able to
glean about him, his enemies felt jest as well satisfied ef they could
hear, before the hostilities started, that Judas was laid up sick in
bed somewheres. It taken considerable of a load off their minds, ez you
might say.
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