Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Is that so?” said Mr. Herman with elaborate sarcasm. “I suppose you
think I got nothing whatever at all to do except I should listen to you?
If I should spend all my time listening to you where would this here
Oak Hall Clothing Emporium be? I should like to ask you that. Gabble,
gabble, gabble all day long--that is you! Me, I don't talk so much; but
I do some thinking.”
“But this is important, what I am trying to tell you, Hermy. Why should
you be watching yonder, with a look on your face like as if you would
like to bite somebody? Adolph Dreifus ain't so dumb in the head but what
he could sell a pair of suspenders or something without your glaring at
him every move what he makes.”
“Did I say I was looking at Adolph Dreifus?” asked Mr. Herman
truculently.
“Well, then, if you ain't looking at Adolph, why should you look so hard
at that Albritton fellow? He don't owe us any money, so far as I know.
For what he gets he pays cash, else we positively wouldn't let him have
the goods. I've seen you acting like this before, Hermy. Every time that
Albritton comes in this place you drop whatever you are doing and hang
round and hang round, watching him. I noticed it before; and I should
like to ask----”
“Mister Ikey Felsburg,” said Mr. Herman slowly, “if you could mind your
own business I should possibly be able to mind mine. Remember this, if
you please--I look at who I please. You are too nosey and you talk too
damn much with your mouth! I am older than what you are; and I tell you
this--a talking jaw gathers no moss. Also, I would like to know, do
my eyes belong to me or do they maybe belong to you, and you have just
loaned 'em to me for a temporary accommodation?”
“But, Hermy----”
“Ike, shut up!”
And Mr. Ike, warned by the tone in his brother's voice, shut up.
One afternoon, perhaps six months after this passage between the
two partners, Mr. Herman crossed the street from the Oak Hall to the
Commonwealth Bank to make a deposit.
Through his wicket window Herb Kivil, the cashier, spoke to him,
lowering his voice: “Oh, Mr. Felsburg; you remember that Albritton
matter you were speaking to me about week before last?”
Mr. Felsburg nodded.
“Well, the last interest payment is more than a month overdue now; and,
on top of that, Albritton still owes the payment that was due three
months before that. There's not a chance in the world of his being able
to pay up. He practically admitted as much when he was in here last,
asking for more time. So I've followed your instructions in the matter.”
“That's a good boy, Herby--a very good boy,” said Mr. Felsburg,
seemingly much gratified. “You wrote him, then, like I told you?”
“Yes, sir; I wrote him. Yesterday I served notice on him by mail that
we would have to go ahead and foreclose right away. So this morning he
called me up by telephone from out in the country and asked us to hold
off, please, until he could come in here and talk the thing over again.”
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