Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Come on out to my place, this evenin', Jimmy,” he said, “and have a
bite of supper with me. There won't be nobody there but jest you and me,
and after supper we kin set a spell and talk over old times.”
The sergeant shook his whity-grey head in regretful dissent.
“I wish't I could, Judge,” he said, “but it can't be done--not
to-night.”
“Better come on!” The judge's tone was pleading. “I sort of figger that
there old nigger cook of mine has killed a young chicken. And she kin
mix up a batch of waffle batter in less'n no time a-tall.”
“Not to-night, Billy; some night soon I'll come, shore. But to-night my
wife is figurin' on company, and ef I don't show up there'll be hell to
pay and no pitch hot.”
“Listen, Jimmy; listen to me.” The judge spoke fast, for the sergeant
was out of the carriage by now. “I've got a quart of special licker that
Lieutenant Governor Bosworth sent me frum Lexington. Thirty-two years
old, Jimmy--handmade and run through a gum log. Copper nor iron ain't
never teched it. And when you pour a dram of it out into a glass it
beads up same ez ef it had soapsuds down in the bottom of it--it does
fur a fact. There ain't been but two drinks drunk out of that quart.”
“Judge, please quit teasin' me!” Like unto a peppercorn, ground between
the millstones of duty and desire, the sergeant backed reluctantly away
from between the carriage wheels.
“You know yourse'f how wimmin folks are. It's the new Campbellite
preacher that's comin' to-night, and there won't be a drop to drink on
the table exceptin' maybe lemonade or ice tea. But I've jest natchelly
got to be on hand and, whut's more, I've got to be on my best behaviour
too. Dem that new preacher! Why couldn't he a-picked out some other
night than this one?”
“Jimmy, listen----”
But the sergeant had turned and was fleeing to sanctuary, beyond reach
of the tempter's tongue.
So for the last eighth-mile of the ride, until the black driver halted
his team at the Priest place out on Clay Street, the judge rode alone.
Laboriously he crawled out from beneath the overhang of the carriage
top, handed up two bits as a parting gift to the darky on the seat, and
waddled across the sidewalk.
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